Is it Easter?
Some dagnabed bunny came to our house and left about two dozen plastic eggs filled with wrapped candy. Asshole.
I am taking the rest of the day off and napping. Outside at 5:00 AM not getting caught as a prowler. That is over sixteen dozen eggs. Does your yard have 16 dozen hiding places?
Baa, humbug!
Oh yeah, and Hoppy Easter, everyone!