Haiku Battle

[BeauBenken]

It's own proper thread
Bring your wits to this battle
I want a challenge



RULES: Now, 5-7-5...
You should always remember.
It's the syllables.

All posts in haiku.
Even simple responses.
Why? Cause I'm an ***.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

I enter the fray
This haiku battle of wits
Beau arrives unarmed

 

[MacIrish75]

MacIrish is in
the gauntlet is taken up
my wordplay is lethal

 

[BeauBenken]

I laugh out loud, HAH!
You think you can serve me, now?
Take a seat and learn.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Don't make me laugh, Beau
The fail is strong with this one
How does my a$$ taste?

 

[WabashFalcon]

My question is now,
Do past hakius written,
Count in this battle?

 

[BeauBenken]

I don't know about taste.
But I smell sex and candy.
That's right you ain't ****.

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[WabashFalcon]

Grunting. Straining. Sigh.
Looking afar. Teeth grit. Hard.
Poop. Yes. Now... freedom.

 

[military_irish]

May I enter this?
My name is Military,
Just don't look past me!

 

[Whiskeyjack]

You can't touch these skills
For such excellent service
Tip me your v-Bucks

 

[BeauBenken]

There you are, Wabash.
I was told you are the king.
Prove it with new stuff.

 

[military_irish]

Eat your Wheaties, guys.
This will be a big challenge.
Come soft? You will lose.

 

[BeauBenken]

Military, don't even.
Come soft? So your wife tells me.
Oh damn what a roast.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Military, don't even.
Come soft? So your wife tells me.
Oh damn what a roast.

 

[BeauBenken]

Oh heck yes, I did.
And I'm just getting started.
Watch what you say y'all.

 

[military_irish]

Beau that's all you got?
Soft? That was your Haiku, k?
Drawing board, start new!!

 

[BeauBenken]

Stop, take a moment.
Do you really want to start?
I'm clearly better.

 

[military_irish]

Better you might think.
But you are wrong, just quit now.
You lost long ago.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Now STOP... Hammer time
MC glides through this thread with
The greatest of ease

 

[BeauBenken]

And if ya don't like
You can grab on these. But now...
...some help...maestro please.

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[MacIrish75]

Feeling very tired
I almost took some Nyquil
Then I read these posts

 

[military_irish]

I will not fail now.
But I will concede for fun.
5 o'clock somewhere!!!!

 

[MacIrish75]

The Rock is old news
Can you smell what I'm cookin'
You n00bs will be served

 

[BeauBenken]

I will continue...
tomorrow. I must rest for...
my graduation!

 

[military_irish]

I must have missed out
Congrats on that Beau, nice work.
Do not trip and fall.

 

[MacIrish75]

Way to go brother
Graduating in Funcie
It is a rare feat

 

[BeauBenken]

I will do my best.
Good thing I'm at the very start.
Maybe they'd forget.

 

[BeauBenken]

Mac, you crack me up.
It should be a good, good night.
Finally made it.

 

[NankerPhelge]

This thread is awesome
The Haiku masters show me
Who never Haikud

 

[Bubba]

Baiku

Baiku

And this too shall pass,
So says the man with knowledge.
Wave goodbye to it.