Fall Back, Spring Ahead

[Mr. McGibblets]

This message is a Public Service Announcement to remind you that Daylight Savings Time begins at 2 AM tonight so do not forget to turn your clocks ahead 1 hour.

So if you have to wake up early tomorrow, it is actually 1 hour later in your current Time Zone so go to bed.

(Although, I think most of Arizona does not follow DST.)

 

[BGIF]

So what time is it in South Bend?


(I'll take the under)

 

[JadeBrecks]

I hate daylight savings time! It was so much nicer when we didn't touch our clocks! Freaking indiana

 

[NDOM]

This is the dumbest things that we as america do. Fun little fact besides it f u k i n g up your sleep habits, it doesnt really even save on electricity like its supposed to. I say leave the d a m n time alone for cryin out loud. IT STUPID!

 

[dshans]

This is the dumbest things that we as america do. Fun little fact besides it f u k i n g up your sleep habits, it doesnt really even save on electricity like its supposed to. I say leave the d a m n time alone for cryin out loud. IT STUPID!

Dateline: Minnesota.

Not so fast, little fuzzy ducky! Daylight Savings Time makes it possible for those of us in more northern regions to complete 18 holes of golf after work.

Hell, were I so inclined, I might be able to get in a round before work in late June and early July.

 

[NeuteredDoomer]

Dateline: Minnesota.

... Daylight Savings Time makes it possible for those of us in more northern regions to complete 18 holes...

Pervert.

 

[dshans]

Pervert.

At times those completed holes are actually on a golf course. Sometimes with a drive, middle game and finishing shot. All within four and a half hours.

Then there's the wrap-up at the "19th" hole ...

 

[BGIF]

At times those completed holes are actually on a golf course. ...

The other 9 months of the year are played on the ice. You can score an eagle and catch a Muskie on the same hole.

 

[ACamp1900]

 

[NeuteredDoomer]

At times those completed holes are actually on a golf course. Sometimes with a drive, middle game and finishing shot. All within four and a half hours.

Then there's the wrap-up at the "19th" hole ...

Well, I like to use my wood on the back nine and aim for that hole in one.

 

[dshans]

Well, I like to use my wood on the back nine and aim for that hole in one.

A noble pursuit. One that all duffers scamper to achieve.

 

[NeuteredDoomer]

I'm a puffer, not a duffer.

 

[Old Man Mike]

dshans: Neutered leads a rich fantasy existence. We need to encourage that --- maybe it'll stop him from getting banned.

P.S. the new Song Girl Monday is up in case anyone is in need of that.

 

[NankerPhelge]

I'm a puffer, not a duffer.

WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!! Thud.

 

[NeuteredDoomer]

WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!! Thud.

lol. I edited the original post. It was so funny, very on par with the theme, but maybe a bit sub-par to decency, that I made the change to an anti funny shot.

 

[NankerPhelge]

Oh. Whew! Thank God.

 

[NeuteredDoomer]

Oh. Whew! Thank God.

Why? I take full responsibility for the edit. I chipped it in all by myself. I would have let the post stand, but on the 10th hole, I lost my balls. Kept slicing. So I didn't have the balls to continue.

 

[NankerPhelge]

Why? I take full responsibility for the edit. I chipped it in all by myself. I would have let the post stand, but on the 10th hole, I lost my balls. Kept slicing. So I didn't have the balls to continue.

This right here is postin' on loan from God. Too funny.

 

[dshans]

All I can say is all I can say. While Kneutered may be out of bounds, I'm simply lost in the heavy rough.

 

[NeuteredDoomer]

I think that's a FAIR WAY to say it, but as to your aFORE!mentioned issue in the rough...well...nevermind...I won't go there. At least you didn't LIE, or flip me a birdie. Maybe we can team up on 18 holes one day and get a wet one on the 19th...

 

[dshans]

Just play it where it lay.

 

[NeuteredDoomer]

OK

 

[dshans]

The other 9 months of the year are played on the ice. You can score an eagle and catch a Muskie on the same hole.

I must admit, there's a certain satisfaction in sinking a 300 yard putt (when there's no snow on the ice) and catching dinner at the same time.