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Cackalacky
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BTW its 80 degrees here. Just saying. May go to the beach today.
The sea isn't rising guys... the land is sinking... it's these damned ground squirrels...
The sea isn't rising guys... the land is sinking... it's these damned ground squirrels...
I hates with a passion those damnable rodents! In the fall I see them digging holes in my yard to bury pieces of bread, tortillas or late season cherry tomatoes. NONE OF THESE THINGS WILL SURVIVE A MINNESOTA WINTER BURIED IN THE SHALLOW FREEZE–THAW ZONE!!!!
In the spring they dig multiple holes in a vain search for their no-longer-existent stash. I talk to them calmly and quietly, explaining that it's folly. I distribute pamphlets to them. I yell at them in my most bellicose Old Fart GET OUT OF MY YARD voice. All to no avail. I asked Neutered for help, but the "gifties" he dropped in my yard only attracted and emboldened them.
The little shits gnawed at and ripped up this and that to build their nests. They chewed their way into my attic through the eaves and walls. Some died and mummified there in the comfort of the insulation. That they are a "protected species" here pisses me off no end.