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Anchorage Daily News -'I was afraid the kids might wake up and scream’: Curious moose takes a long look into tent of urban campers . -- in South Anchorage

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How freaky would that be to open your eyes and see a 1,000lb moose staring you in the face?

We were doing this Safari drive through thing in Sandusky, Ohio a few years ago. Basically it's just a ton of wild animals in this park and you drive through and can feed them right from your car. We were parked and my wife was feeding this deer through the passenger side window and I was completely focused on that. Without warning, a 3500 lbs bison walked up to my side of the car and STUCK HIS HEAD THROUGH THE DRIVER SIDE WINDOW. I was nose to bison cheek with the big lug, and he wanted the food in the cup I was holding. Needless to say I gave him the whole cup, he removed his head and I got us out of there quick lol. I needed a new pair of shorts after the ride.
 

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Poor dude. Video is in the link.

https://nypost.com/2019/08/28/man-gored-in-the-testicles-during-spanish-towns-historic-bull-run/

Man gored in the testicles during Spanish town’s historic bull run

This man has a real cock-and-bull story to tell.

The 26-year-old thrill-seeker got a bit more than he bargained for at a running of the bulls event in Spain when he was gored in the testicles, video posted by Unilad shows.

Provoked by another man, the bull is seen charging at the victim, who tries to jump over a fence but gets his leg tangled and is left with his nether regions exposed.

As he tries to free himself, the beast charges and strikes him several times in his privates as several people try to distract the animal during the event in the town of Cuellar, about 75 miles north of Madrid.

Mayor Carlos Fraile said the man was hospitalized in stable condition.

The bull run in Cuellar is believed to be the oldest in the country, with the town having hosted events for over 800 years.

Bullfights are protected under the Spanish constitution as part of the country’s cultural heritage, but the practice has faced increasing calls for it to end.


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Idiots. Every year.

From Rocky Mountain National Park:
PLANNING YOUR TRIP TO ESTES PARK DURING THE PEAK ELK RUT SEASON
The View from Afar: Watching Male Elk Spar for Attention
Bull Elk Sparring During Elk Rut SeasonThe male elk also spar with one another during this time in order to prove themselves to the female elk. They charge at one another, lock antlers, and show other aggressive acts to win attention and win their dominant status. Actual fighting and injury is rare during this, so it’s even more impressive to watch the elk as they charge and crack their antlers with each other. While at all times when watching wildlife it’s important to keep a safe distance, it goes without saying that during the elk rut it’s even more crucial to stay far enough away from both the bulls and cows! You don’t want to be mistaken for a threat to the elk when they’ve already got their hackles up

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Two days ago, two people walk between two male elks.
WATCH | Man dives out of the way of provoked bull elk
This time of year, hundreds of elk are descending to the lower meadows of Rocky Mountain National Park for the rut.
 
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Ezekiel Elliot’s dad investigated over exotic cat shot dead by cops
By Adam SchraderOctober 16, 2019 | 7:10pm | Updated

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Ezekiel Elliott’s dad could be in a pawful lot of trouble.

An African wild cat believed to be owned by the Cowboys star’s father terrorized his Ohio neighborhood before it was shot dead by deputies, it was revealed Wednesday.

The midsized, spotted feline — a breed called a serval that can stand 2 feet at the shoulder and weigh up to 40 pounds — was first seen by neighbors on Saturday.

Jim Zuber and another neighbor watched the leopard-spotted pet roam his front yard, according to WBNS-10TV.

“We thought we were keeping an eye on it, and the truth is it was more stalking us,” Zuber said.

Zuber said it had a pet collar on but looked like it wanted to pounce.

“It was kind of creeping towards us, and as we took a step backward, it would take steps toward us and when we made noise to shush it away, it hunched back in a position to leap forward,” he told NBC 4.

Neighbor Kim Oskin told WBNS-10TV that she picked up her daughters from a friend’s house after parents texted each other warnings the cat was on the prowl.

Fairfield County Sheriff’s deputies responded Sunday, shooting and felling the feline after it attacked a neighborhood dog.

“I don’t know how long it had been out [or] when it had last eaten, but over time they’re going to resort back to their normal behaviors,” Chief Deputy Lape told WBNS-10TV.

Ohio Department of Agriculture executed a search warrant at Stacy Elliott’s home Wednesday morning looking for evidence of an unpermitted serval.

“There are no charges yet — but serval cats do need to be permitted. There is no permit in Fairfield County for a serval cat,” spokesperson Shelby Croft told The Post.

Elliott could face a fifth-degree felony charge if investigators determine he let the “dangerous wild animal” out intentionally — and a first-degree misdemeanor for not having the animal permitted, Croft said.

Investigators did not remove any evidence from the premises but took pictures for their investigation, Croft said. The warrant included Elliot’s phone and computer, but officials said they were not searched.

A person could face a fifth-degree felony charge if investigators determined a “dangerous wild animal” was let out intentionally — and a first-degree misdemeanor for not having them permitted, Croft said.

There have been no prior violations at the location, Croft said, and the investigation is ongoing.

Ezekiel Elliott has also faced his share of legal trouble. The Cowboys running back was handcuffed in May after shoving a security guard at a Las Vegas music festival. He was also suspended from the NFL in 2018 following a yearlong investigation into domestic violence allegations by his ex-girlfriend Tiffany Thompson.
 

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Well if you're ever walking your dog in Alaska, keep an eye out for the river otters.


River otters attack, injure family dog in Alaska
By Associated PressOctober 15, 2019 | 12:40am

ANCHORAGE, Alaska — An Alaska man rescued his family’s dog from an attack by river otters in a small lake at an Anchorage park, he said.

Kenny Brewer waded waist-deep into Taku Lake and suffered a bite on his hand while pulling the dog away from the river otters that converged on the pet, Alaska Public Media reported.

The 27-year-old Anchorage dietitian and his wife, Kira, were walking the husky-mix named Ruby, which was bitten by a group of otters that dragged the dog underwater.

A veterinarian performed a “mini-surgery” to clean the dog’s cuts, slice away damaged tissue and stitch a drain tube into its leg, Brewer said.

The couple walked the dog through the park south of midtown Anchorage and saw the otters swimming and climbing on a log.

“They would slither off of it into the water, and they just looked very playful and non-imposing,” Brewer said.

After throwing a tennis ball into the water for the dog, the couple saw “water splashing, and thrashing.”

“First it was just the one otter on her, and then it seemed like three more,” Brewer said. “They started dragging her down, basically. You could tell she was getting bit, she was howling, she was kind of fighting back, but she was getting dragged under for two or three seconds at a time.”

Beavers have attacked dogs at Anchorage’s University Lake, but wildlife biologists said they were not aware of attacks by river otters.

The otters probably perceived the dog as a threat, biologist Dave Battle said.

“They’re cute, and they’re doing all their activities. They’re very interesting to watch,” Battle said. “But they’re still a wild animal, and they can be dangerous. So just give them their space.”
 

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This is sad on so many levels. Woman has a drug and alcohol problem and is home by herself because her husband is in jail for a few days when the dogs attack her. They must have punctured an artery and she didn't realize it. One of the dogs had bitten the husband recently which was a sign that it was time to get rid of that dog.

https://www.cnn.com/2019/11/05/us/ohio-woman-killed-by-dogs/index.html
 

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This lady is a nut job and lucky she wasn't eaten for lunch. I've included the link so you can see the video.

https://www.cnn.com/2019/11/07/us/bronx-zoo-woman-arrested/index.html

The woman accused of entering the Bronx Zoo lion enclosure was arrested

(CNN)A woman accused of sneaking into the lion and giraffe exhibits at the Bronx Zoo in late September has been arrested, the New York Police Department announced.

Myah Autry, 30, who'd previously been identified by the NYPD as the woman who went into the enclosures, was arrested Wednesday night and charged with two counts of criminal trespass, according to police. Autry posted on Instagram that she was going to Barclays Center to turn herself into police and notified several news media outlets, according to a law enforcement source. Detectives went to the area and arrested her. She was wearing an NYPD shirt at the time of the arrest, the source said.
It is unclear if Autry has an attorney.

Autry allegedly shared videos of herself climbing over the wooden fence on the day of the incident, then waving and dancing once inside as the big cat gawked. In the video, the lion appears stunned, and the woman seems unbothered, even as the animal takes a few steps toward her.

"I want to get closer to him," the woman says in the video as she climbs over the wooden fence. "Baby! Hi, I love you!" she mumbles as she waves before later breaking into a little dance. After her encounter with the lion, the woman posted a photo of herself with police officers on Instagram.

When video of the incident emerged, the Bronx Zoo was not amused, and officials there said the woman put herself in danger. "This action was a serious violation and unlawful trespass that could have resulted in serious injury or death," it said. "Barriers and rules are in place to keep both visitors, staff and animals safe. We have a zero tolerance policy on trespass and violation of barriers."

Neither the woman nor the lion was injured in the incident. It is unclear how the woman got over the barrier or how long she was there. But it appears she never crossed a large moat that separates the lions from those who visit the exhibit. The Bronx Zoo wouldn't say how wide or deep it is.
 

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WTF....

Fish with man-face...
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That qualifies for Ripleys Believe it or Not!
 

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I grew up on a cattle farm. In my mid-teens we had a bull calf that grew up to be a psychotic beast from hell. By the time he was 2/3 grown, he looked exactly like one of those Spanish bullfighting bulls: black/brown, long & lean, about 1300 lbs., and with a nasty set of horns that pointed forward. I don't think he was mean. I 100% believe he was mentally ill.

We watched him fight a tree on more than one occasion until he dropped to his knees with foam & blood coming out of his mouth & nose. He tore the grill out of our truck. He tried to fight the tractor. He was always wild, angry, violent, and just crazy to the nth degree.

He caught me in a barnyard and came charging at me full speed meaning to tear me apart. I knew to not run, so stood my ground until the last moment and sidestepped him, and then ran like hell for the fence. Scared the HELL out of me. We started carrying a deer rifle after that when dealing with him. He was straight up crazy, unpredictable and dangerous.

We finally decided to take him to the cattle auction. When we got him corralled and in the chute to load on a trailer, he went nuts and wouldn't go in, no matter what. We finally got a rope and log chain around his neck and dragged him into the trailer with the tractor and chained his head to the trailer so he couldn't jump out. When we got him to the sale barn, my dad warned the guys there that he was insane and like nothing they'd ever dealt with before. They sorta rolled their eyes and assured us they could handle him. We left with my dad telling them, "When he comes off the trailer, he's all yours. Don't say I didn't warn you."

When we got back an hour later with the next load of cattle, all hell had broken loose. He'd broken out of 2 bull pens (NOTHING breaks out of a bull pen). He'd gored a registered bull and broken several of its ribs and sliced its side open. While he was running wild through the sale barn, a guy had tried to close a gate to contain him, but he'd slammed into that gate so hard that he tore it off its hinges and broke the guy's arm. He trapped another guy in a stall and charged him. That guy escaped only because the bull slipped when the guy dodged him and went over a wall. That guy was so shaken that he went home. The other guy had to go to the ER to have his arm set.

They finally called in a vet to deal with the injured bull and had him bring a tranq gun. Took 3 shots to put our crazy bull down. They dragged him into another bull pen and used 2 log chains to chain his head to a post. The guys complained that we hadn't warned them that he was THAT crazy. I pity whoever bought him.
 
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I grew up on a cattle farm. In my mid-teens we had a bull calf that grew up to be a psychotic beast from hell. By the time he was 2/3 grown, he looked exactly like one of those Spanish bullfighting bulls: black/brown, long & lean, about 1300 lbs., and with a nasty set of horns that pointed forward. I don't think he was mean. I 100% believe he was mentally ill.

We watched him fight a tree on more than one occasion until he dropped to his knees with foam & blood coming out of his mouth & nose. He tore the grill out of our truck. He tried to fight the tractor. He was always wild, angry, violent, and just crazy to the nth degree.

He caught me in a barnyard and came charging at me full speed meaning to tear me apart. I knew not run, so stood my ground until the last moment and sidestepped him, and then ran like hell for the fence. Scared the HELL out of me. We started carrying a deer rifle after that when dealing with him. He was straight up crazy, unpredictable and dangerous.

We finally decided to take him to the cattle auction. When we got him corralled and in the chute to load on a trailer, he went nuts and wouldn't go in, no matter what. We finally got a rope and log chain around his neck and dragged him into the trailer with the tractor and chained his head to the trailer so he couldn't jump out. When we got him to the sale barn, my dad warned the guys there that he was insane and like nothing they'd ever dealt with before. They sorta rolled their eyes and assured us they could handle him. We left with my dad telling them, "When he comes off the trailer, he's all yours. Don't say I didn't warn you."

When we got back an hour later with the next load of cattle, all hell had broken loose. He'd broken out of 2 bull pens (NOTHING breaks out of a bull pen). He'd gored a registered bull and broken several of its ribs and sliced it side open. While he was running wild through the sale barn, a guy had tried to close a gate to contain him, but he'd slammed into that gate so hard that he tore it off its hinges and broke the guy's arm. He trapped another guy in a stall and charged him. That guy escaped only because the bull slipped when the guy dodged him and went over a wall. That guy was so shaken that he went home. The other guy had to go to the ER to have his arm set.

They finally called in a vet to deal with the injured bull and had him bring a tranq gun. Took 3 shots to put our crazy bull down. They dragged him into another bull pen and used 2 log chains to chain his head to a post. The guys complained that we hadn't warned them that he was THAT crazy. I pity whoever bought him.

He sounds a little misunderstood. You probably didn't give him enough positive reinforcement growing up. Instead of log chains, did you ever try time outs?
 

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I grew up on a cattle farm. In my mid-teens we had a bull calf that grew up to be a psychotic beast from hell. By the time he was 2/3 grown, he looked exactly like one of those Spanish bullfighting bulls: black/brown, long & lean, about 1300 lbs., and with a nasty set of horns that pointed forward. I don't think he was mean. I 100% believe he was mentally ill.

We watched him fight a tree on more than one occasion until he dropped to his knees with foam & blood coming out of his mouth & nose. He tore the grill out of our truck. He tried to fight the tractor. He was always wild, angry, violent, and just crazy to the nth degree.

He caught me in a barnyard and came charging at me full speed meaning to tear me apart. I knew not run, so stood my ground until the last moment and sidestepped him, and then ran like hell for the fence. Scared the HELL out of me. We started carrying a deer rifle after that when dealing with him. He was straight up crazy, unpredictable and dangerous.

We finally decided to take him to the cattle auction. When we got him corralled and in the chute to load on a trailer, he went nuts and wouldn't go in, no matter what. We finally got a rope and log chain around his neck and dragged him into the trailer with the tractor and chained his head to the trailer so he couldn't jump out. When we got him to the sale barn, my dad warned the guys there that he was insane and like nothing they'd ever dealt with before. They sorta rolled their eyes and assured us they could handle him. We left with my dad telling them, "When he comes off the trailer, he's all yours. Don't say I didn't warn you."

When we got back an hour later with the next load of cattle, all hell had broken loose. He'd broken out of 2 bull pens (NOTHING breaks out of a bull pen). He'd gored a registered bull and broken several of its ribs and sliced it side open. While he was running wild through the sale barn, a guy had tried to close a gate to contain him, but he'd slammed into that gate so hard that he tore it off its hinges and broke the guy's arm. He trapped another guy in a stall and charged him. That guy escaped only because the bull slipped when the guy dodged him and went over a wall. That guy was so shaken that he went home. The other guy had to go to the ER to have his arm set.

They finally called in a vet to deal with the injured bull and had him bring a tranq gun. Took 3 shots to put our crazy bull down. They dragged him into another bull pen and used 2 log chains to chain his head to a post. The guys complained that we hadn't warned them that he was THAT crazy. I pity whoever bought him.



Was that first line from your autobiography?

"I grew up on a cattle farm ... in Alabama"


Sounds a lot like Isak Dinesen's opening line, "I had a farm in Africa ..."


Does Chapter II start, "In 2019 I woke to the fact that back in the last millennium, I was that bull's trigger. I wasn't an old white man at the time but even that bull could sense my privilege. ... "
 

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WTF....

Fish with man-face...
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Brick's offspring? Question about a girl fish?
 

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I grew up on a cattle farm. In my mid-teens we had a bull calf that grew up to be a psychotic beast from hell. By the time he was 2/3 grown, he looked exactly like one of those Spanish bullfighting bulls: black/brown, long & lean, about 1300 lbs., and with a nasty set of horns that pointed forward. I don't think he was mean. I 100% believe he was mentally ill.

We watched him fight a tree on more than one occasion until he dropped to his knees with foam & blood coming out of his mouth & nose. He tore the grill out of our truck. He tried to fight the tractor. He was always wild, angry, violent, and just crazy to the nth degree.

He caught me in a barnyard and came charging at me full speed meaning to tear me apart. I knew to not run, so stood my ground until the last moment and sidestepped him, and then ran like hell for the fence. Scared the HELL out of me. We started carrying a deer rifle after that when dealing with him. He was straight up crazy, unpredictable and dangerous.

We finally decided to take him to the cattle auction. When we got him corralled and in the chute to load on a trailer, he went nuts and wouldn't go in, no matter what. We finally got a rope and log chain around his neck and dragged him into the trailer with the tractor and chained his head to the trailer so he couldn't jump out. When we got him to the sale barn, my dad warned the guys there that he was insane and like nothing they'd ever dealt with before. They sorta rolled their eyes and assured us they could handle him. We left with my dad telling them, "When he comes off the trailer, he's all yours. Don't say I didn't warn you."

When we got back an hour later with the next load of cattle, all hell had broken loose. He'd broken out of 2 bull pens (NOTHING breaks out of a bull pen). He'd gored a registered bull and broken several of its ribs and sliced its side open. While he was running wild through the sale barn, a guy had tried to close a gate to contain him, but he'd slammed into that gate so hard that he tore it off its hinges and broke the guy's arm. He trapped another guy in a stall and charged him. That guy escaped only because the bull slipped when the guy dodged him and went over a wall. That guy was so shaken that he went home. The other guy had to go to the ER to have his arm set.

They finally called in a vet to deal with the injured bull and had him bring a tranq gun. Took 3 shots to put our crazy bull down. They dragged him into another bull pen and used 2 log chains to chain his head to a post. The guys complained that we hadn't warned them that he was THAT crazy. I pity whoever bought him.

Curious as to why you wouldn't have simply put him down and have steak for dinner?
 

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you don't typically eat a bull. They tend to be tough and not taste all that great.

I kind of figured that. The steak comment was more of a joke, but am curious why you kept him, sperm donor?
 

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I kind of figured that. The steak comment was more of a joke, but am curious why you kept him, sperm donor?

He'd likely have been a great stud, but was just too dangerous. From the time he started fighting trees and acting nuts to trying to run me down to selling him was only about 3-4 months. Once we realized he was psycho and he tried to kill me, we got rid of him within a month. Beautiful animal, but genuinely mentally ill. Oddly, both his parents were gentle as lambs.
 

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Was that first line from your autobiography?

"I grew up on a cattle farm ... in Alabama"


Sounds a lot like Isak Dinesen's opening line, "I had a farm in Africa ..."


Does Chapter II start, "In 2019 I woke to the fact that back in the last millennium, I was that bull's trigger. I wasn't an old white man at the time but even that bull could sense my privilege. ... "

The OoA story always reminded me a good friend. Met a women from Belgium (parents were French) who spent her childhood and early adult life in Sudan and Rwanda. She married an Italian pilot and ended up moving to Belize. They ended up divorcing and she runs her bed and breakfast in Belize City. Spent a few months there before getting a residence. Great woman and great stories. Spent many a night on her porch chatting over vodka cranberries.
 

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He'd likely have been a great stud, but was just too dangerous. From the time he started fighting trees and acting nuts to trying to run me down to selling him was only about 3-4 months. Once we realized he was psycho and he tried to kill me, we got rid of him within a month. Beautiful animal, but genuinely mentally ill. Oddly, both his parents were gentle as lambs.

Had a GF like that once.
 

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He'd likely have been a great stud, but was just too dangerous. From the time he started fighting trees and acting nuts to trying to run me down to selling him was only about 3-4 months. Once we realized he was psycho and he tried to kill me, we got rid of him within a month. Beautiful animal, but genuinely mentally ill. Oddly, both his parents were gentle as lambs.

Had a GF like that once.

LOL...me too. :) Here is the kicker though - she was from Granger and her parents had awesome season tickets that they were happy to give to us. So, I played the game until the season ended because I wasn't giving up those great seats. :)
 

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Beautiful animal, but genuinely mentally ill. Oddly, both his parents were gentle as lambs.

Had a GF like that once.

Irish2155;2140578[B said:
]LOL...me too. :) [/B]Here is the kicker though - she was from Granger and her parents had awesome season tickets that they were happy to give to us. So, I played the game until the season ended because I wasn't giving up those great seats. :)

Who hasn't? lol
 
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