No, dude it was worse than that! There were two midwifes and nurses from all over the place. First they turned on the TV in the room. (I didn't say anything.) Then they turned on a TV in the next room that you could see through the glass. (I told them "no.") They eventually, while laughing maniacally wheeled in another TV! (I swear to you I kept my eyes on my ex-wife’s crotch. My eyes never wandered.) I did hear while he was coming out, short labor, projectile delivery, (I really need a catcher’s mitt,) even though he was nine and a half pounds, that the Bus was running the ball for about four plays in a row.
The funny thing is all the women were so impressed by my discipline, and my ex-wife let me live that time, that once they got him cleaned up and my ex-wife nodded off, they gave him to me so we could watch our first ball game together. This kid from Toledo was having a great game in his first start for the Steelers. It was Nate Washington, Jr.: and about six months after the game he moved in two doors down, and was our neighbor for three years.