Demi files for divorce from Ashton

woolybug25

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discuss....

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SHOCK I TELL YOU, UTTER SHOCK!!!

I thought they would remain married for the next 50 years!

This may be a bigger surprise than Kim Kardashian getting divorced...or even Jennifer Lopez and that dancer dude.
 

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But I'm glad Demi's on the market now-- another coug out on the prowl!
 

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Dern, I'll have to cut my phone off before she blows it up.....
 

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Not much respect for Ashton. He's from Iowa, and I've heard a few stories.

One goes like this:

Ashton and Demi were riding their 4-wheelers around next to a family gathering for a small child's birthday. They were being loud and obnoxious, and when asked to stop, Ashton replied "don't you know who I am?". The person who had asked them to stop replied "yes", they continued.

A little kid's birthday.

Discuss..
 

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I wonder if he broke it off with her for the same reason I did?
 

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I wonder if he broke it off with her for the same reason I did?

She broke it off with him.

I think that she must have saw some of my posts on here and became enthralled with me.
 

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No thanks, I tend not to be attracted to women when you need a barnacle scraper to get at the goods.
 

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If those kids can't figure it out, what hope do I have in my personal life?
 

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO first the Kardashians, NOW THIS!!!!!

on the bright side tomato paste is now a veggie so I don't have to feel guilty about eating pizza
 

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Demi was disgusted by Ashton's tweet in support of JoePa.
 

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Anybody got a phone number I can forward my calls to? She's worrying me to death....
 
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