- People who walk up and cut in front of you in line for things acting like they didnt see you in like before them.
- People who dont use blinkers. Are you serious? The damn blinker requires you to lift like 2 fat fingers off the steering wheel and flip it up or down, and it even shuts itself off afterwards!
-People who dont let you merge or change lanes when you're on the highway and you have your blinker on. Sometimes its obvious they will speed up just so you can't slide over...seriously how much faster are you getting there by running me off the road?
- At work, when there is a long chain email, inititiated by you about a particular issue that needs all hands on deck to resolve and you go through a long detailed explanation of what the issue is, and what everybody needs to do. The email goes back and forth a few times as people provide their input and move the conversation along. Without fail, there is always that one jack*ss m*$&%#&r who chimes in after about 20 emails and says something like "What do you need me to do here" or "whats the problem?"
ARE YOU SERIOUS? Go back and read the mother effing email trail where everything is already spelled out for you just like everybody else who was able to follow what's going on. Why should I have to explain it again just for you becaue you're too lazy to go back and read. This has to be at the top of my list, especially because its usually people making twice what I do who are completely imcompetent.
-When companies bring in outside hires instead of promoting current employees who have worked hard and proven they are more than capable of succeeding in the position, mostly driven by their ability to skimp and pay less.
-When at work people send emails just to say "You're welcome" . Its Ok if every trail just stops at "thank you".
-When you somehow get copied in on a work related email that has absolutely nothing to do with you, and you are only have 2 options - 1. Come off rude saying something along the lines of this has nothing to do with me, please remove me from the trail or 2. Have your inboc relentlessly flooded with responses back and forth in that trail for eternity.
Can you tell I have some email issues at work?
-When D-bag artenders openly give preferrential treatment to females at bars. She's not going home with you, and besides from my experience males tip better and buy more drinks anyhow!
-When you're buddies have ****** girlfriends who constantly walk on them, and they keep going back for more. Strap 'em on dude!
-When you're fresh out of college, etc and every job in the world it seems requires experience, but nobody is willing to take a shot on you and give you the chance to GET THE EXPERIENCE!
-When guys wear skinny jeans, especially guys who arent 5'5 130 lbs and obviously switch hitting. This can be made even worse with the addition of chuck taylor all-stars to the attire.
I could go on for days...
