Haiku Battle

[JadeBrecks]

I'm whooping you, Jade.
I've passed over twelve-hundred.
I'm watching South Park.

Sorry you are watching
You should try a real good show
Try Family Guy

Yes you are winning
You have a higher post count
I prefered vBucks

 

[NankerPhelge]

Walked out in the yard
Walked around, took a whiz, then
Came back in the house

 

[NankerPhelge]

Drank another beer
Went back out in the yard and
Took another whiz

 

[NankerPhelge]

Drinking so much beer
Then peeing in the back yard
Satisfies me well

 

[NankerPhelge]

Time to go to bed
Have watered all the flowers
See you all again

 

[BeauBenken]

A drunk NankerPhelge...
Wait, Phelge is one syllable...
Right? I sure hope so.

Anyways, Nanker...
I'm glad you're having some fun.
And peeing with ease.

 

[dshans]

Did Nanker Wanker
****-water all his flowers
Without any pain?

Nights of many beers
Relieving plant killing rains
Headaches come morning.

 

[BeauBenken]

D'ick Shans, I must ask.
Your signature...please explain.
Red-head is funny.

 

[dshans]

Red head is my son.
Looking for trouble, laddy?
Read before you speak!

 

[BeauBenken]

I'm still confused.
And red head just looks funny...
Like "haha" funny.

So no offense, sir.
And are you "HippieDomer"?
I'm so confused.

Supply me records.
Do you have a family tree?
That may be useful.

 

[BeauBenken]

Is that all? No more?
Or was this just the battle?
Now the war begins?

 

[dshans]

There's no need for war
Me boyo is no skirmish
He is my sunrise.

 

[woolybug25]

Unlimited Haiku Thread

Unlimited Haiku Thread

I've been told that I need to work on my sensitive side. So here goes.

I Love Notre Dame
Beat those USC ****heads
Hello BCS

I Am Not Afraid
I Dig Kissme1m1r1sh
I Bet She Is Fly

USC Sucks Balls
scUM Isn't Any Better
State Can Go To Hell

The Deer Will Be Missed
We Should Be Nicer To Mods
I hope Dshans Returns

Michael Floyd Can Ball
This Will Be His Biggest Year
On His Back We Ride

Brian Kelly Rocks
He Wears A Visor With Style
He'll Bring Us Crystal

Bob Diaco Rides
Into The Night He Visits
For Recruits He Brings

I love you all.....

 

[Buster Bluth]

OSU Football.
Big Ten Championships and
lots of free tattoos.

 

[Mr. McGibblets]

Dont we already have a haiku thread? Not trying to be a diccc wooly. Just saying.

 

[HereComeTheIrish]

We do...

Search feature is our friend.
http://www.irishenvy.com/forums/leprechaun-lounge/60687-haiku-battle.html

 

[BeauBenken]

Damn right, everyone.
I started that haiku thread.
Keep it all in there.

 

[woolybug25]

and to think.... I once told you all that I loved you.

 

[Mr. McGibblets]

WhoDey called me out,
Guessing he got v-shafted,
Just checked- no bet found.

 

[Buster Bluth]

There is nothing wrong,
with starting another thread.
So get off wooly!

 

[HereComeTheIrish]

There is nothing wrong,
with starting another thread.
So get off wooly!

ummm ok then sir
just letting you know the facts
just the facts, man...facts

 

[BeauBenken]

Sad last post is sad.
Sir dshans, you will be missed.
Farewell for now, friend.

 

[Buster Bluth]

lolol
lololol
lolol

 

[BeauBenken]

It has been a while.
Who here knows how to haiku?
No degree required.

 

[Irish Houstonian]

Beau, your last post has
one too many syllables
in the final line

 

[palinurus]

The banality
thus far purveyed saddens me.
It's like Grady Hoke.

 

[BeauBenken]

Beau, your last post has
one too many syllables
in the final line

In response to this,
No, Irish Houstonian.
Read it and weep. Click the link.

How Many Syllables . com - required

 

[palinurus]

It's hard to compete
with embittered Irishmen
and dear Kate Upton.

 

[Corry]

I bare back hookers
It's the thrill I tell you
Condoms for cowards

 

[Irish Houstonian]

In response to this,
No, Irish Houstonian.
Read it and weep. Click the link.

I guess we'll agree to disagree. That last one looks like 5-7-7 -- now you're straight freestylin'.