Haiku Battle

JadeBrecks

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I'm whooping you, Jade.
I've passed over twelve-hundred.
I'm watching South Park. :)

Sorry you are watching
You should try a real good show
Try Family Guy

Yes you are winning
You have a higher post count
I prefered vBucks
:rock:
 

BeauBenken

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A drunk NankerPhelge...
Wait, Phelge is one syllable...
Right? I sure hope so.

Anyways, Nanker...
I'm glad you're having some fun.
And peeing with ease.
 

dshans

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Did Nanker Wanker
****-water all his flowers
Without any pain?

Nights of many beers
Relieving plant killing rains
Headaches come morning.
 

BeauBenken

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D'ick Shans, I must ask.
Your signature...please explain.
Red-head is funny.
 

dshans

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Red head is my son.
Looking for trouble, laddy?
Read before you speak!
 

BeauBenken

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I'm still confused.
And red head just looks funny...
Like "haha" funny.

So no offense, sir.
And are you "HippieDomer"?
I'm so confused.

Supply me records.
Do you have a family tree?
That may be useful.
 

BeauBenken

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Is that all? No more?
Or was this just the battle?
Now the war begins?
 

dshans

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There's no need for war
Me boyo is no skirmish
He is my sunrise.
 

woolybug25

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Unlimited Haiku Thread

Unlimited Haiku Thread

I've been told that I need to work on my sensitive side. So here goes.

I Love Notre Dame
Beat those USC ****heads
Hello BCS

I Am Not Afraid
I Dig Kissme1m1r1sh
I Bet She Is Fly

USC Sucks Balls
scUM Isn't Any Better
State Can Go To Hell

The Deer Will Be Missed
We Should Be Nicer To Mods
I hope Dshans Returns

Michael Floyd Can Ball
This Will Be His Biggest Year
On His Back We Ride

Brian Kelly Rocks
He Wears A Visor With Style
He'll Bring Us Crystal

Bob Diaco Rides
Into The Night He Visits
For Recruits He Brings

I love you all.....

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Buster Bluth

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OSU Football.
Big Ten Championships and
lots of free tattoos.
 

Mr. McGibblets

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Dont we already have a haiku thread? Not trying to be a diccc wooly. Just saying.
 

BeauBenken

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Damn right, everyone.
I started that haiku thread.
Keep it all in there. ;)
 
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Buster Bluth

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There is nothing wrong,
with starting another thread.
So get off wooly!
 

BeauBenken

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Sad last post is sad.
Sir dshans, you will be missed.
Farewell for now, friend.
 

BeauBenken

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It has been a while.
Who here knows how to haiku?
No degree required.
 

Corry

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I bare back hookers
It's the thrill I tell you
Condoms for cowards
 
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