The person below me (new game)

[DomeX2 eNVy]

The person below me has a man-crush on Lame Kitten.

Hell yah! Along with Ted Tollner, Larry Smith, and every other condom coach that could never beat the Irish!!!!! Please stay a long time . . .

The person below me lost a log rolling contest to Martha Stewart

 

[k1ssme1m1r1sh]

In my defense, I've never been to prison...

The person below me has recieved stitches from taking a blow from a stripper's shoe, while sitting on pervert's row...

 

[ryno 24]

Hey I was young and it was my first time to the joint

The person below me eats venison for fun

 

[Mr. McGibblets]

i didnt know road kill had a shelf life...

The person below me doesnt always drink beer...

 

[D-BOE34]

i didnt know road kill had a shelf life...

The person below me doesnt always drink beer...

Not my style

The person below me will repeat the person above me then put this in their post...

 

[NeuteredDoomer]

i didnt know road kill had a shelf life...

The person below me doesnt always drink beer...

This.

Why do I feel so manipulated?

The person below me likes that "Friday" song, but can't remember the words.

 

[GO IRISH!!!]

"dah-dah-dum-FRI-DAY, la-la-la" Oh screw it!

The person below me cuts the crust off their sandwiches...

 

[Veer option]

Paupers eat the crusts



The person below me while watching Braveheart always yells "FREEDOM" during the ending of the movie.

 

[k1ssme1m1r1sh]

THIS ONE IS FOR SPARTA!!!
oh hell, wrong movie. Never have seen Braveheart...but the fact that Mel is a drunk anti semetic douche nozzle doesn't exactly make me want to watch it.

The person below me has NEVER seen Armageddon (Please tell me I'm not the only one on Earth who hasn't)

 

[D-BOE34]

THIS ONE IS FOR SPARTA!!!
oh hell, wrong movie. Never have seen Braveheart...but the fact that Mel is a drunk anti semetic douche nozzle doesn't exactly make me want to watch it.

The person below me has NEVER seen Armageddon (Please tell me I'm not the only one on Earth who hasn't)

Everything about this is F'ed up. EVERY BIT!

Person below me will agree.




P.S. No harm intended

 

[BeauBenken]

100% good sir.

The person below me uses sexual innuendos WAY too often.





Seriously, though, you haven't seen Braveheart OR Armageddon?

Mel Gibson might be a douche but Braveheart is awesome

 

[NDOM]

100% good sir.

The person below me uses sexual innuendos WAY too often.





Seriously, though, you haven't seen Braveheart OR Armageddon?

Mel Gibson might be a douche but Braveheart is awesome

Yes thats true. I also smoke marijuana WAY too often. Its a great combination.


The person below had a blowup doll as a girlfriend. AND still is with her.

 

[dshans]

No, no, no ... shes' s a bitch with an over inflated ego. She blows up the fact that we came within 50 yards of each other in the food court at the mall.

I popped her pipe dream and dropped her bulbous *** years ago.

The person below me prefers beef jerky over chateaubriand.

 

[k1ssme1m1r1sh]

I do love beef jerky! Venison jerky is good too. And it is true, I
have never seen Braveheart OR Armageddon. Ever. Not even parts
of it. I love aerosmith but I want to throw myself off a cliff everytimei
I hear Dont Wanna Miss A Thing.

The person below me drinks wine from a box.

 

[pkt77242]

What else would you pair with spam?

The person below me still refers to losing their virginity as the best 30 seconds of their life

 

[Irish Insanity]

that was actually the first 3 times.

the person below me drinks 'protien slurpees' daily under the boss's desk

 

[DomeX2 eNVy]

Funny how I never get a brain freeze from them.

The person below me eats dog kibbles for breakfast.

 

[pkt77242]

But only the canned kind with all the gravy in it. Yummy.

The person below me still wears underoos.

 

[Cali_domer]

Only at my birthday party
The person below was abducted by Aliens

 

[Veer option]

Makes sense because I woke up one morning wearing a t-shirt that said, "I got anally probed and all I got was this lousy t-shirt."




The person below me thought George O' Leary was a fine coach for Notre Dame.

 

[GEORGIA DOMER]

Those were the glory days!
the person below me would do oprah

 

[Me2SouthBend]

But i got a new car as a reward.

The person below me likes fromunda cheese.

 

[NeuteredDoomer]

As long as it's fromunda my own.

Person below me cussed out the boss and all the coworkers he/she does not like, in anticipation of Judgement Day. He/she has to go back to work on Monday.

 

[dshans]

Person below me cussed out the boss and all the coworkers he/she does not like, in anticipation of Judgement Day. He/she has to go back to work on Monday.

As a self-employed, one-man-band, I gave myself and all myselves a talkin' to.

I also gave myself (and staff) Monday off to assess and compartmentalize my/their feelings about the delay of Rapture/Rupture/Judgement. I don't need no paranoid dissension when doin' bidness.

The person below me is doomed to an eternity in hell and looks forward to it.

 

[Bubba]

At least my friends will be there.

The person below me thinks SPAM is the best meat ever invented.

 

[k1ssme1m1r1sh]

It is delicious with a fried egg on toast.

The person below me has considered anal bleaching.

 

[pkt77242]

Considered it? I think you mean loves it.

The person below me thinks socks with sandals is cool.

 

[Veer option]

They go great with my skinny jeans and other hipster attire.


The person below me would jump off a bridge if their friends told them to.

 

[BeauBenken]

They know what's best. I trust them.

Person below me knits clothes out of their own body hair.



Eww....

 

[pkt77242]

I call it living within my means.

The person below me got the "Mike Tyson tattoo" and thinks it is cool