The person below me (new game)

[Veer option]

Until you have dressed up like an overstuffed degenerate koala and spouted incoherent gibberish to the Sun Baby. I suggest you don't knock it till you have tried it.



The person below me is of the opinion that Dude Wheres my car is cinematic greatness, and was deserving of an Oscar.

 

[GEORGIA DOMER]

DUUUUUUDE, thats one SWEEEEET post! the person below me is a seman donar!

 

[CurtisCandy]

I prefer making my donations in person, but I always just end up with restraining orders or jail time.


The person below me's father was a hamster and mother smelt of elderberries.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

I wave my private parts in your general direction.

The person below me doesn't know the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow.

 

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African or European swallow?






The person below me underestimates fluffy white bunnies

 

[k1ssme1m1r1sh]

African or European swallow?






The person below me underestimates fluffy white bunnies

And one should never do that, I've been scratched up several times by those damn things. FYI though...they can't hop backward.

The person below me woke up in mexico, in a tub of ice, with stitches.

 

[GEORGIA DOMER]

Thats what happens when u go to the donkey show! the person below me loves going to public pools and getting the *** juice shower!

 

[Veer option]

Feels fantastic on the skin brah.




The person below me once went to jail just to see what happened when you dropped the soap in the shower.

 

[CurtisCandy]

It was pretty much what I expected. - I winced a little.


The person below me still thinks Gilligan will get off the island.

 

[k1ssme1m1r1sh]

He will. All the radiation spilling into the sea from Japan he'll come back knocking over skyscrapers and swatting at helicopters, Gillzilla Gillzilla!!

The person below me once held a job as the fluffer on an adult movie set.

 

[Veer option]

It was the BEST job I ever had except for the times when I got blasted in the eye.




The person below me ventures to Japanese tea gardens and yells at the top of their lungs.

 

[Bubba]

I didn't realize Japanese tea gardens had lungs.

The person below me owns a fantastic black velvet painting of Elvis.

 

[k1ssme1m1r1sh]

He ain't nothin but a hound dog. Don't hate.

The person below me cheats at poker.

 

[Irish Insanity]

Cheaters ALWAYS win

The person below me is an owner/operator of one of those trucker happy spa's

 

[loomis41973]

Mii love you long time.

The person below me is an atention whore.

 

[BeauBenken]

HEY! HEY! GUYS! GUYS! LOOK AT ME!...wait, what did you say?

The person below me would have sex with the creators of South Park...if they haven't already.

 

[Irish Insanity]

Looks like they just got done doing each other, and weren't impressed.

The person below me has inverted nipples.

 

[Bubba]

Yep... all 3 of them.

The person below me once got kicked out of an outdoor bar.

 

[NeuteredDoomer]

It was cold out, so they kicked me back in.
The person that posts next is considering his or her sexuality and considering odd things... as .... mates....

 

[IrishInFl]

It was cold, and I had a boner.

The person that posts next is considering his or her sexuality and considering odd things... as .... mates....

I once considered having a mate that is bizarre and unusual... a chick with a small rack

The person below me has been asked by a lover to punch them during sex.

 

[NeuteredDoomer]

Well, that's because you like sexing on pics of squirrels. You don't like getting punched much.

Person below me looks pretty when she yells "Hercules! Please Stop!

 

[KamaraPolice]

i definitely dont look pretty.

the person below me hasn't signed in for 2 years...


damn, that long?

 

[DomeX2 eNVy]

the person below me hasn't signed in for 2 years...


damn, that long?

Having to inform new neighbors about what you did in the past every time you move is crap. (Don't tell them where I'm at)

The person below me thinks Diaco is a chump.

 

[pkt77242]

Well if he doesn't go to a 4-4 defense against Navy this year then he is a chump

The person below me watches 90210 reruns.

 

[Bubba]

How can I keep my cool a$$ sideburns looking right if I don't?

The person below me CAN eat just one Lays potato chip.

 

[NeuteredDoomer]

One chip, with a side salad. Wut?

Person below me flunked grade school.

 

[BeauBenken]

And my father, who owns a hotel chain, is keeping me out of the will unless I go back and pass all those grades.

Person below me has a fear of the noise flip-flops make.

 

[dshans]

Person below me has a fear of the noise flip-flops make.

Who wouldn't? It's as freaky, scary and disgusting as all get-out.

The poster below me likes rainy days and Mondays.

 

[k1ssme1m1r1sh]

I get a lot more accomplished on rainy days...for example I moved an entire household from home to another today, in the pouring rain.

The person below me gets drunk and pees their pants.

 

[loomis41973]

..only in Vegas, and i blame the extasy.

The person below me has a man-crush on Lame Kitten.