"Would you like a breast or a leg?"

[BGIF]

What was she thinking?

Bride Orders Giant Wedding Cake Shaped Like Herself

Check the picture. Looks like she ordered a butt cake.



Congratulations to the rebride!

 

[mgriff]

Holy egotism, Batman!

 

[ThePiombino]

I'm going to refrain from comment for fear of backlash. But...really?

 

[AdmiralBackhand]

Dreams of stabbing yourself perhaps.

 

[johnnykillz]

One boobie, please?

 

[NankerPhelge]

A dead ringer for the First Nag.

 

[NDFANnSouthWest]

One boobie, please?

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!


One D cup...or wait...the cake has the D cup and the real has a B cup....wait now Im confused.....

 

[loomis41973]

I prefer white cake myself.

 

[The Polish Irishman]

awesome

 

[johnnykillz]

I prefer white cake myself.

You obviously haven't lived then, my friend...

 

[IrishAlum1997]

Give me the head!

She looks really ticked off. Probably just realized what a big mistake it was putting a 2nd mortgage on the house for that stupid cake. Husband seems pretty happy about someone sticking a knife in his wife. I mean, the cake.

 

[johnnykillz]

At least he got to stab one of them. I bet his dumbass is the one who ordered it. He's too happy.

And she's pissed.

Bride to the groom, "Am I that fat?"

 

[rikkitikki08]

That has to be the most egotistical thing i have ever seen. Wonder who got to eat that large ***

 

[johnnykillz]

Wonder who got to eat that large ***

There has to be leftovers...

lol.

 

[rikkitikki08]

There has to be leftovers...

lol.

That probably actually fed the whole dinner party

 

[Irish Insanity]

I'm going to refrain from comment for fear of backlash. But...really?

You make it sound like thats your wife. Hmmmmmm.

 

[jakerbluegold]

That cake is still being passed around to starving orphans in Africa.