Alabama fan poisoned Auburn Trees

[dshans]

I treed to do my best

I know you did, son. Now is knot the time to retreet or trunkate your creative urges. Wry puns are the root of all that leaves us laughing or groaning. Let your spirit branch out – bark at the moon if you must.

 

[irishtrain]

I'm glad you guys are listening to this hilarious show once in awhile. They dont realize the nation thinks they are a joke (cheaters) -stretch those rules to boot. They bash Notre Dame at least once every few days for obvious reasons. Its like a reality radio show with the same lame callers everyday and centered around SEC items with Al/Auburn taking up most of the conversation. In reality they have no clue as long as their football farms win, they dont give a @#^% about anything else just win football games by any means. I listen for the comic relief. Dont call in because your comments would go in one ear and out the next. They still run Paul Bear Bryant items to buy around the holidays and are supported by crane (construction) operators for your convenience and needs around the farm. Like I said Alabama is a country off by itself. Its the only way they can still fight the civil war.

 

[Rambler09]

Not bad at all for an Ann Arbor boy ...

I take offense to this. I live in Ann Arbor only as a consequence of being in medical school here. Please refrain from using such derogatory remarks in the future. I am pretty proud of that pun, though.

 

[TerryTate]

Roll Damn Tide.

 

[johnnykillz]

"I spiked dem damn trees," says the old redneck the best he can with his toothless mouth. "Roll Damn Tide!"

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[BGIF]

"I spiked dem damn trees," says the old redneck the best he can with his toothless mouth. "Roll Damn Tide!"

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That looks like a West Virginia alum. (sorry, omm)

The tree terrorist's photo can be seen at with the arrest article I linked. (he has teeth but apparently no brains)

 

[ACamp1900]

(he has teeth but apparently no brains)[/SIZE]

usually your insight is top notch and appreciated... but here... you just point out the obvious... we are talking about a tide fan afterall.......

 

[GoldenIsThyFame]

Auburn fans have been calling in to radio stations threatening to kill Bear Bryant over all of this.

 

[IrishLax]

Sorry if this has already been posted, but I just uncovered a new fun fact:

The man charged is a retired Texas state trooper. Yes, the guy dumb enough to call into a radio station from his phone, confess to a crime, use his middle name and give his location is retired law enforcement.

Only in Alabama....

 

[Irish4Life09]

Do you think in prison Biff will tell him "Make like a tree, and get the hell out of here!"?

 

[ACamp1900]

suggestions have been made to make this guy work 36 days community service... spreading it out with 12 saturdays a year for 3 years... making this guy miss every tide game for three years...

lol


can we get ALL tide fans to kill a couple trees???

 

[dshans]

I take offense to this. I live in Ann Arbor only as a consequence of being in medical school here. Please refrain from using such derogatory remarks in the future. I am pretty proud of that pun, though.

You realize, I hope, that I was only taking situational and temporal advantage. You are rightly proud of the pun. It was a good'n. I'd not have commented otherwise.

 

[Rambler09]

You realize, I hope, that that I was only taking situational and temporal advantage. You are rightly proud of the pun. It was a good'n. I'd not have commented otherwise.

Of course I know, haha. I just like to be emphatic that coming here has not impacted my allegiance. If anything, it has made me dislike Michigan more.

 

[NeuteredDoomer]

I know you did, son. Now is knot the time to retreet or trunkate your creative urges. Wry puns are the root of all that leaves us laughing or groaning. Let your spirit branch out – bark at the moon if you must.

Way too clever. This thread is non-stop punny. Here is my only entree on this thread.

Did anyone else notice the name of the D.A. on the case?
"In a court affidavit filed Thursday, Lee County District Attorney Robert Treese asked the court to add the following conditions towards a bond for Updyke"

They should probably sentence him to a year of community service with that NC tree group in the video posted earlier by Irish4Life09.

 

[dshans]

Hadn't noticed "Treese." Dang! Opportunity lost ... sigh. Good eye, good catch and good sexy profile.

Just stop pissing and ****ting on my lawn. Palmolive ain't cheap.

 

[NeuteredDoomer]

Hadn't noticed "Treese." Dang! Opportunity lost ... sigh. Good eye, good catch and good sexy profile.

Just stop pissing and ****ting on my lawn. Palmolive ain't cheap.

Quit walking on your hands on your lawn after I **** and **** on it. I was here first. You humans built houses on our natural bathroom. After you killed the trees. Bastages.

 

[PatsandBostonfan1975]

Michigan better stay away from our leprechauns.

 

[rtrn2glory]

I guess hippies stay hippies till the day they die.

 

[GoldenIsThyFame]

What's Updyke?

 

[maison bleu]

I realize there is not much in the south to do but to watch college football and fornicate with cousins. Having said that, some of those fans really need to get a life.

Also true of Indiana, which is why people in Illinois, Michigan and Ohio refer to the Hoosier State as "the Alabama of the Midwest." And because the KKK rose to prominence there...

 

[Veer option]

Really??? BRB moving to Indiana to bump uglies with kin folk.

 

[BGIF]

Also true of Indiana, which is why people in Illinois, Michigan and Ohio refer to the Hoosier State as "the Alabama of the Midwest." And because the KKK rose to prominence there...

People in Alabama refer to Indiana as "the Arkansas of the Midwest." They consider Michigan to be the Mississippi.

 

[GoldenIsThyFame]

People in Alabama refer to Indiana as "the Arkansas of the Midwest." They consider Michigan to be the Mississippi.

If Michigan is Mississippi then they must make phone calls like this....

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[TerryTate]

Quit walking on your hands on your lawn after I **** and **** on it. I was here first. You humans built houses on our natural bathroom. After you killed the trees. Bastages.

 

[theclassickiller]

Also true of Indiana, which is why people in Illinois, Michigan and Ohio refer to the Hoosier State as "the Alabama of the Midwest." And because the KKK rose to prominence there...

I'd rather be that than everyone referring to us as "the state which contains Detroit."

 

[Irish.Ca]

Does this mean that Stanford is scared too? They must be circling the wagons around their tree.

 

[irishpat183]

I realize there is not much in the south to do but to watch college football and fornicate with cousins. Having said that, some of those fans really need to get a life.

Wow...I'm in the south. Sheesh.....Thanks alot.

 

[irishpat183]

Love all the hate on the south in here. Sounds like you Yanks got your panties in a wad. Must be from the exposure to all the fat, pale girls in heavy coats all year long...

Had to take my shot. We're not all red necks down here.

 

[NeuteredDoomer]

Love all the hate on the south in here. Sounds like you Yanks got your panties in a wad. Must be from the exposure to all the fat, pale girls in heavy coats all year long...

Had to take my shot. We're not all red necks down here.

Yep.irishpat a redneck.

But is he smarter than a 5th grader?

Hey ip183, I'm not a yank.

(Just yankin your chain buddy)

Or am I?

 

[ACamp1900]

People in Alabama refer to Indiana as "the Arkansas of the Midwest." They consider Michigan to be the Mississippi.

do they refer to puerto rico as the alabama of the south??? (works on so many levels)