So I am on my shift here at Ohio State's Ohio Union, and the recruiting dinner with Doran Grant is in the Traditions room right now, from 6-8. Shall I pull the fire alarm and ruin this dinner? Hahah
In actuality, the fire alarm did go off accidentally yesterday evening. Maybe lightning would just strike twice. Or how about a "Hey Doran, Ohio State players share their herpes cream here, it's that much of a family atmosphere!" Or maybe just pour some olive juice into the iced tea so it tastes horrible.
On a serious note, it is pretty neat to see how Ohio State pulls out all of the stops for the recruits. They must have six of our eight chefs in the room for a 32-person event!