Steve Filer Jumps Out Of A Pool

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He needs to be careful. I don't want to see him hurt himself before the season. He needs to do some resistance training in the pool. That's will put some hand speed and foot speed on him.
 

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I hope jumping out of pools leads to 15 sacks. He's got a boat load of talent.
 

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Yeah me too, but I was prairie doggin' it and had to run before a Caddyshack event occurred.

Even though your rooting for the other team in the finals I gotta give you props on that man. That is just hilarious. And that jump was freakish, hopefully we see that turn into productivity on the football field
 

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Wow...

But please don't ever do that again.

I thought ND kids were smart enough to know that those kind of stunts go terribly wrong 90% of the time when cameras and the internet are present.

That being said.... wow.
 
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johnnykillz

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Steve still can't hang with BJ Penn. I saw this about 4 months ago. Check it out:

YouTube - BJ Jumps out of the Pool

Little deeper water, less bounce. Both guys are tremendous athletes. The amount of explosion needed to perform that stunt is unbelievable.
 

NeuteredDoomer

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If I can't see what is under their feet (and other variables) while jumping out that way, I simply cannot believe either video. If those videos are in fact a true and honest capture of an athlete's effort, then ... my goodness...
 

JughedJones

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They're true serious business ND.

Nothing I want to see him trying again, but it's for real.
 

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Come onnn. You've got 4 legs like pogo sticks and no jewels to hinder clearance ...

But then there's that eye patch (it gets water logged and heavy) and boxes of Cracker Jacks (Ditto ... Surprise Inside), oversized ears (hydrodynamic drag) and the disorientation and balance problems that come with non-stereoscopic vision.

Besides, he's too damn bloated from all the burgers, fries and other fatty, ballast producing foods he forages.
 

NeuteredDoomer

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I'm a vegetarian, with a once every two year visit to In-N-Out Burgers. (No fries). I'm going to try to jump out of the pool, if I can find a time when no one is out or watching. Otherwise everyone will try to either pet me, or eat me. It's a tuff life...
 

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Dear meat is lying... he has never had In-N-Out before..... ever.
 
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Did In-N-Out divulge the ultra-special ingredients?

(Great Stag): Bambi, don't look back to the diner, you're mother is gone now...
 

NeuteredDoomer

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It's 8:25 as I type, and the local pool is still packed and very noisy (still 90 outside... Friggen SoCal...). Yesterday the pool was packed with lil babes and I asked the two studs watching them to try the jump. They both refused but seemed tempted. They will probably try at midnight, when no one is watching.

I still am going to try it myself, but right now I am waiting for a pizza delivery.
 
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JughedJones

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"I still am going to try it myself, but right now I am waiting for a pizza delivery."

Good idea, it's best tried on a full stomach.
 

dshans

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... right now I am waiting for a pizza delivery.

What kinda pizza? Veggie? Carnivore's Delight? Omnivore's Melange? White sauce or marinara? Wedge or square cut? Thin crust or deep dish (New York or Chicago)? National chain or around-the-corner-and-two-blocks-up local pie shop? Mozzarella or queso blanco?

IE wants to hear from its resident gourmet deer.
 

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now i thought that not eating meat for long periods of time and then reintroducing it causes the stomach to...well you know... have explosive affects.

can you confirm this for me please.
 
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