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WabashFalcon said:
Wait! I just got a fantastic idea...

What if... and I mean WHAT IF!!!! after having a nice, greasy bacon cheeseburger... we could use the left over bacon greese as a cheap sexual lubricant!???!??!?!??!
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Putting real meaning into, "sloppy seconds".
 
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Ok here is a question about Midget sex.

Do you guys think it would be better to sleep with a very obese midget first, you know kinda work your way down to full midget size slowly so you know how to handle the very little lady? I would think obses midgets would handle more like regular women than the full all out normal midget.
 
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Anybody notice how sometimes Tiger will post a third round score and be 4 or 5 strokes back of the leaders and by the time the leaders get done they only have a stroke or two lead, if any?


Talk about your run on sentence. I almost forgot it was a question.
 
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Stalking_Eagle said:
Ok here is a question about Midget sex.

Do you guys think it would be better to sleep with a very obese midget first, you know kinda work your way down to full midget size slowly so you know how to handle the very little lady? I would think obses midgets would handle more like regular women than the full all out normal midget.
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Practice with a basketball.
 
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ARALOU said:
Anybody notice how sometimes Tiger will post a third round score and be 4 or 5 strokes back of the leaders and by the time the leaders get done they only have a stroke or two lead, if any?


Talk about your run on sentence. I almost forgot it was a question.
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Tiger is a freak of nature he is the best golfer ever and has nice teeth he always has a chance to win I really liked that one commercial where he is tapping the golf pellet with his club I wonder what he would look like in a blue shirt even though he went to Stanford he's still o.k. I kinda liked Lee Trevino Jack Nicklaus took too long kinda like "Hit the damn ball already" my feet stink. ?
 
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Does the term "hung like a midget porn star" carry any credence?
 
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Some friends of mine called me during the spring game and told me to come to The Backer. They said there were drunken, naked midgets dancing around the bar. So of course I had to leave the game and go find out for myself. But to my dismay, it was only Lee Becton, Ray Zellars, and Randy Kinder. What a bunch of a-holes!
 
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donjuan said:
Some friends of mine called me during the spring game and told me to come to The Backer. They said there were drunken, naked midgets dancing around the bar. So of course I had to leave the game and go find out for myself. But to my dismay, it was only Lee Becton, Ray Zellars, and Randy Kinder. What a bunch of a-holes!
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Was Kim Dunbar involved with that one too?
 
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NeuteredDoomer said:
It does among midgets.

Inside source tells me Obama wants to clone midgets for extra midget parts.
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LOL Dude,

How awful would that be, you get an arm transplant and start to wake up out of surgery. Like any other morning of waking up you reach down to scratch your balls and you end up scratching your armpit.
 
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WabashFalcon said:
"Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee're off to see the wizard...."
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This wiz?
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nope this wiz!
 
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what the heck happened to O.S.??? He was one of the top backs in the country... anyone follow what happened to him??
 
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yeah he lives here in sacramento, just got busted for something else a few months ago....
 
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Didnt he get booted off the Vols and play for Oregon then got drafted by the Lions I think and got cut? Was he an Irish recruit? Seems like he had a problem with testing positive for weed too. Did he get banned while on the Vikings? Or was that someone else?
 
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Damn that Oregon team was good. Anotherreason why i think we should have a selection commitee over the BCS. Oregon vs. Miami would have been much betterthan the game we got. Sorry Husker fans
 
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