I'm in kind of a bizarro-world version of this.
We've won so many championships in New England that I'm almost numb to it. "The Celtics won again? That's nice." "The Patriots are the worst team in football? Who cares?" "The Bruins lost a playoff series in heartbreaking fashion? That's okay, because I still have an authentic Tim Thomas jersey from the Stanley Cup run when he stood on his head and then snubbed Obama for being a socialist." And the Red Sox went from cursed to four World Series in 15 seasons.
But this is the one I want. This is the only one left because I've gotten everything I've wanted from the rest of my teams and I don't need to see any of them win another title for the rest of my life. I feel like Thanos and I just need that one final stone to complete the Gauntlet.
Also yes, you're just a pussy.
I can remember a title for all my teams.
Sox, Celtics, Steelers, Bruins, North Carolina, and hell even ND womens basketball.
This is the one I can't remember.
I may not even remember tonight, but I already told my son tonight may be the 1st time ND makes my grandson cry like the Sox made me cry for the 1st time in 86.
But I'm confident he'll be crying when the cops show up for disorderly conduct and public exposure and not because Billy fucking Buckner let's a routine ground ball through his motherfucking legs.
