Marcus Freeman Revisited

[IRISHDODGER]

Fat seems to translate better to the NFL coaching game. I was talking about just CFB.

True. John Madden was fat & won a Super Bowl when being fat was a rarity in America

 

[Ndaccountant]

This is fat....

 

[GATTACA!]

This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

 

[NorthDakota]

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This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

Weis as offensive skill position coordinator would rule

 

[Calabrese's People]

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This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

Only an Alpha male gets to choose his own waist location, dominating nature and biology on a daily basis.

That belt is the UFC championship of life.

 

[T-Boone]

What's the h2h record between the 2 again?

That is valid point but not decisive. Elko has a track record of success everywhere he goes, reasonably experienced, improves the program he goes to and wins the games he should win.

 

[Irish4life]

That is valid point but not decisive. Elko has a track record of success everywhere he goes, reasonably experienced, improves the program he goes to and wins the games he should win.

If Elko was hired as the ND HC after BK left and Freeman went ND DC -> Duke HC -> A&M HC, and Elko went 9-4, 8-5, 5-1 (and Freeman went 9-4, 10-3, 4-1) you'd be on here talking about how you'd take Freeman over Elko all day.

 

[T-Boone]

If Elko was hired as the ND HC after BK left and Freeman went ND DC -> Duke HC -> A&M HC, and Elko went 9-4, 8-5, 5-1 (and Freeman went 9-4, 10-3, 4-1) you'd be on here talking about how you'd take Freeman over Elko all day.

Haha, that is a lot of ifs.
Particularly on the Freeman side.

 

[NorthDakota]

Who is the last fat coach to win a title?

Ed O is a big boy but he's better built than Elko.

Elko is Michelin Man

 

[T-Boone]

Elko is Michelin Man

He needs to put freeman on as his DC and personal conditioner.

 

[GATTACA!]

Only an Alpha male gets to choose his own waist location, dominating nature and biology on a daily basis.

That belt is the UFC championship of life.

How else are you supposed to wear 44 waist 44 inseam khakis?

 

[IrishLion]

Y’all forgetting the one true king of fat guy college football coaches:

 

[IrishLion]

In awe at the size of this lad. Absolute unit

 

[Jiggafini19Deux]

Who is the last fat coach to win a title?

Ed O is a big boy but he's better built than Elko.

I would not call Coach O fat by any stretch, but it's got to be Fulmer. Now compared to Mangino, Elko, Bielema, etc. Fulmer wasn't all that bad in comparison back in 1998. Just watching Peerless Price burned calories, though.

I don't think anyone can touch Mangino in terms of girth. He should have been on Sopranos as an extra. Friedgen comes second but he's not close.

 

[Ndaccountant]

In awe at the size of this lad. Absolute unit

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I look at that picture and the length of his arms relative to the fatness makes question how he does the most basic tasks. For example, the dude has to have a bidet because there is no way his arms are capable of cleaning up his ass after the destruction he surely brings to the toilet each and every day. Yet, is there a bidet strong enough to withstand the pressure from him sitting on it? I demand answers.

 

[notredomer23]

McElwain is maybe not fat, but certainly doughy, among many other things 🤨 🦈

 

[IRISHDODGER]

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This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

Haven’t seen him in awhile, but listened to him on Rivals podcast & he’s having a lot of success w/ intermittent fasting.

 

[IRISHDODGER]

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McElwain is maybe not fat, but certainly doughy, among many other things 🤨 🦈

That’s a fat tub of shit

 

[Classic Irish]

I would not call Coach O fat by any stretch, but it's got to be Fulmer. Now compared to Mangino, Elko, Bielema, etc. Fulmer wasn't all that bad in comparison back in 1998. Just watching Peerless Price burned calories, though.

I don't think anyone can touch Mangino in terms of girth. He should have been on Sopranos as an extra. Friedgen comes second but he's not close.

Ralph Friedgen + Charlie Weis = Mark Mangino.

 

[SoIll]

This is fat....

Met him last year at a HS hoops game. He was recruiting Epenesa.

Arrogant and way fatter in person.

 

[Irish4life]

Haha, that is a lot of ifs.
Particularly on the Freeman side.

It's both of their career records as HCs

 

[Pete]

This is the picture I think of when I think of Mangino

 

[Classic Irish]

Met him last year at a HS hoops game. He was recruiting Epenesa.

Arrogant and way fatter in person.

Going to go out on a limb here, but I assume Brett and his wife sleep in separate beds.

 

[GATTACA!]

Y’all forgetting the one true king of fat guy college football coaches:

There was a Modern Family spinoff in the works a few years ago that got canceled. It was going to be about Cam and Mitchell moving to Cam's hometown in Kansas so he could take a job as a football coach, a la Ted Lasso. I imagine it would look nearly identical to this.

 

[MacIrish75]

This damn thread is going to get us on Message Board Geniuses again, isn't it?

 

[Irish Knuckles]

Who is the last fat coach to win a title?

Ed O is a big boy but he's better built than Elko.

for his age, ed O isn't really fat. chunky or w/e, but that dude is put up. still cranks out 20+ reps of 225 on the bench press.

 

[GrangerIrish24]

This damn thread is going to get us on Message Board Geniuses again, isn't it?

There is no higher status

 

[Jiggafini19Deux]

This damn thread is going to get us on Message Board Geniuses again, isn't it?

Again?

 

[Giddyup]

Coaches can get their workout in quicker when they go morbidly obese. Can focus on the x’s and o’s more.

 

[GATTACA!]

for his age, ed O isn't really fat. chunky or w/e, but that dude is put up. still cranks out 20+ reps of 225 on the bench press.

Yeah I looked him up after I posted that and he's not as big as I remembered.