Horrible pickup lines that actually worked

[stonebreakerwasgod]

Would you like to go out for some cat food ?

I love cats, and I'm not gay.

 

[mlcspinner]

I love cats, and I'm not gay.

that does not compute

 

[stonebreakerwasgod]

That............was a joke.

 

[mlcspinner]

That............was a joke.

what that you like cats or that you are gay

 

[ALLND62]

How about this:

I have 2 tickets to the San Diego State game you wanna cum?

 

[ab2cmiller]

what that you like cats or that you are gay

hmmmm ...... Stonebreaker did slap my butt when we broke the huddle, I thought it was a football thing..... now I don't know really what to think

 

[stonebreakerwasgod]

Easy fellas. LOL

 

[stonebreakerwasgod]

what that you like cats or that you are gay

YES

 

[The Polish Irishman]

Suck me, beautiful....that always works

 

[stonebreakerwasgod]

Let me know how many kicks in the groin you get on Friday nite.

 

[notredomer23]

Are you a lumberjack cuz all you give me is wood

 

[Mattmags]

How do you like your eggs?.... fried, scrambled or Fertilized?

 

[Epitome]

Hello

 

[stonebreakerwasgod]

How do you like your eggs?.... fried, scrambled or Fertilized?

I luv it

 

[mlcspinner]

I belong to GH also. I have a Gold member......... .ship

 

[stonebreakerwasgod]

Is it cold, or are you just happy to see me?

 

[chadder20]

Just a few from the arsenal of misfires.... LOL

So whats the chance of me tripping over your jeans in the morning?

That shirt would only look better on one place than it does on you......my floor...

Hey, the next time you see Jenny Craig, could you get her autograph for me?

F&#King you tonight would be a lot more fun if you joined me...

Ever been F&$Ked by a bull? Yeah me neither.... So whats on your mind?

 

[NDOM]

Just a few from the arsenal of misfires.... LOL

So whats the chance of me tripping over your jeans in the morning?

That shirt would only look better on one place than it does on you......my floor...

Hey, the next time you see Jenny Craig, could you get her autograph for me?

F&#King you tonight would be a lot more fun if you joined me...

Ever been F&$Ked by a bull? Yeah me neither.... So whats on your mind?

Jeez. You guys never cease to amaze me.

 

[IrishRamMan10]

HERES MY PERSONAL FAVE:
You look at a girl and let her know to come to you by repetedly poining ur index finger at urself. Then when she comes over to you say " If i can make u come with 1 finger imagine what i can do with 5"

still my fav

 

[Sureal]

I know NDOM.

(Scribble, scribble)

Thanks for the digits. (?)

 

[Sureal]

I know NDOM.

(Scribble, scribble)

Thanks for the digits.

yeah and Johnnd05 gave me a ride and I wa... WHOA!!!

(Panting, grabbing, slobbering all over me, ripping my shirt off!!!)

Get of.. (Smothered voice)

Wait until I at least give you the money for my value meal lady!!! I want a quater pounder that's all!!!

 

[NDGirlzRock]

"I'll give you $500 to look interested in me!"

 

[ab2cmiller]

What happens if you don't have the $500????

 

[dudexcore]

"are you a chicken farmer? Because you certainly know how to raise cocks!"

 

[IrishFan4Life]

i just go up to a girl and say stuff like....

hey how you doin? you look familiar and it works everytime

 

[mlcspinner]

I just say "I'm a Varsity Member at IE" and I have them for the night

 

[stonebreakerwasgod]

i just go up to a girl and say stuff like....

hey how you doin? you look familiar and it works everytime

I always got a...Go away, LOSER!

Huh

 

[stonebreakerwasgod]

I just say "I'm a Varsity Member at IE" and I have them for the night

against their will doesn't count dude.

 

[Win4Gipper]

"If you ever want to see your family again.....get into the van"

 

[IrishRamMan10]

" Oh so you like music? You should come over to my house and play my skin flute"