Horrible pickup lines that actually worked

[gboroirish]

how much does a polar bear weight? enough to break the nice my names jim

 

[Newc]

"My cock just died can I burry it in your ass?" Has actually worked on more than one occasion!

Haha WOW...props to you for the times that it had worked.

 

[AlbuquerqueIrishFan]

"My cock just died can I burry it in your ass?" Has actually worked on more than one occasion!

Homie, if this worked on any girl, you better have put on like 3 rubbers because she so stupid she probably got screwed by some filthy bastards.

 

[goldendomer]

"I lost my number. Can i have yours?"

 

[stonebreakerwasgod]

Is that your ass, or do you have two bulldogs fighting in your pants?

oh crap, that's probably why it DIDN'T work.

 

[goldendomer]

Give a girl your cell and say "I'll call you"

 

[stonebreakerwasgod]

"would you like to have breakfast with me?"

Sure

"Should I call you or nudge you?"

 

[stonebreakerwasgod]

Would you like to bump uglies or just have dinner?

 

[portlaNDgal]

"is there a mirror in your pants cause i see myself in your pants"

The way I heard it was "Do you wash your clothes in Lemon Fresh Joy?....Cuz I can see my face in your pants."

lol good one.

When I was at ND, our dorm's submittal to the Morrissey Film festival was a half serious, half mock documentary about dating at ND. There was a section about pickup lines - that's where I first heard the "lemon fresh joy" line. Then she filmed a succession of girls all saying Pat Terrell (star d-back on the 1988 NC team) came up to all of them and said "You make my liver quiver." Ha!

 

[stonebreakerwasgod]

Pat Terrell was da man! Good reference!

 

[portlaNDgal]

"Will you marry me?"

Seriously, a guy used that one on me once. We were waiting for the parking shuttle at the airport & we struck up a conversation about my bike case. Then he asked if I was married. I said no & he proposed. It was my first proposal.

 

[ACamp1900]

"I lost my number. Can i have yours?"

Give a girl your cell and say "I'll call you"

BRILLANT!!!!!!!!

 

[stonebreakerwasgod]

"Will you marry me?"

Seriously, a guy used that one on me once. We were waiting for the parking shuttle at the airport & we struck up a conversation about my bike case. Then he asked if I was married. I said no & he proposed. It was my first proposal.

Did he get to first base?

 

[portlaNDgal]

Did he get to first base?

Not at the parking shutte.....but I got his number. Had to wait until after dinner for the kiss.

 

[stonebreakerwasgod]

Good girl.


I got one. "Will you have me at hello?"

 

[Steve]

If I said you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?

 

[portlaNDgal]

I got one. "Will you have me at hello?"

Good one. Parking Shuttle Guy said I had him at hello. Awww....

His cousin had a line that worked on a date (who he later married) - He asked her in for the night and said "I just want to cuddle." Heh. They didn't just cuddle.

Ladies, don't believe a boy who says that....

 

[stonebreakerwasgod]

LOL and for good reason!

 

[Steve]

We can go with the poem from a Fresh Prince of Bel Air episode. The poem Will wrote and Jazz finished off when he was posing as Raphael De La Ghetto.

My love for you is like a river
Like a summer breeze that makes my soul shiver
One look at you is more precious that gold
Now let's go get some barbeque and get busy

 

[portlaNDgal]

We can go with the poem from a Fresh Prince of Bel Air episode. The poem Will wrote and Jazz finished off when he was posing as Raphael De La Ghetto.

My love for you is like a river
Like a summer breeze that makes my soul shiver
One look at you is more precious that gold
Now let's go get some barbeque and get busy

 

[stonebreakerwasgod]

That would work on me.

 

[grantphilly]

Homie, if this worked on any girl, you better have put on like 3 rubbers because she so stupid she probably got screwed by some filthy bastards.

Never said that they were very classy

 

[NDChatt]

Hey do you want a shot at the title?

 

[IrishRamMan10]

HERES MY PERSONAL FAVE:
You look at a girl and let her know to come to you by repetedly poining ur index finger at urself. Then when she comes over to you say " If i can make u come with 1 finger imagine what i can do with 5"

 

[stonebreakerwasgod]

We have a weiner.

 

[ab2cmiller]

I know that milk does the body good, but wow, how much you been drinking?


I thought maybe it was time to dredge up an old thread so that I don't continue looking at the Omar thread. LOL

 

[stonebreakerwasgod]

Want to compare tan lines?


Do you have any raisens? How bout a date?

 

[mlcspinner]

Would you like to go out for some cat food ?

 

[ab2cmiller]

Hi, my name is George, I'm unemployed and I live with my parents.

I swear this one works, at least it did for Costanza on Seinfeld.

 

[GoIrish41]

Would you like to go out for some cat food ?

puuuurfect!