'14 IN WR Justin Brent (Notre Dame Early Enrollee)

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More like the (double) bubble screen...

Wonder how many times she's been sacked...

Hopefully Justin doesn't get in trouble for illegal use of the hands on her tight end...

I bet she's taken a few high-low hits in her time...

The important thing is that Justin wraps up when he goes for that tackle...

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Well, he had to wait in line behind some guys to get on the field, so...
 

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You know, we've all thought Justin has all the physical tools, he just needs someone to show him how to use them.
 

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You know, we've all thought Justin has all the physical tools, he just needs someone to show him how to use them.

He could be the best player in the country his senior year...yet all the kids will know him as, that guy who banged Lisa Ann.

Win, Win...I think.
 

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I think she is hot...my opinion. But I like older women.

Hey, if I'm travelling on business, sitting alone during happy hour at the Embassy Suites throwing down some cocktails, and she walks up.... sure, why not. Hell, once happy hour is over, we could probably get an ARP discount on drinks! In all seriousness, I like older women too. As long it's the skinny Kris with a minimum of 8 weeks post facelift, I'm down.
 

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Hey, if I'm travelling on business, sitting alone during happy hour at the Embassy Suites throwing down some cocktails, and she walks up.... sure, why not. Hell, once happy hour is over, we could probably get an ARP discount on drinks! In all seriousness, I like older women too. As long it's the skinny Kris with a minimum of 8 weeks post facelift, I'm down.

Ha, ha...funny. I'm with it regardless, though you explain a very nice scenario. I think she is hot.
 

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Seriously, that's a helluva recruiting pitch: Come to ND. Get a world class education, play elite-level football, and screw porn stars!


What's the equivalent in the SEC? Artificially inseminating a horse?
 

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Seriously, that's a helluva recruiting pitch: Come to ND. Get a world class education, play elite-level football, and screw THE porn stars!


What's the equivalent in the SEC? Artificially inseminating a horse?

FIFY...the most famous of adult film.
 

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Labiaplasty, dude. Porn stars of all stripes are well-acquainted with the miracles of modern plastic surgery. Especially the MILF types.

I've told you this before but I'll say it again, you know a scary amount of information about the porn industry for a guy who doesn't watch it.
 

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If I'm going famous and over 40 thn lisa Ann is not at front of list. Ahead of her would be people like:

Halle Berry
Sofia Vergara
Heidi Klum
Kris Jenner
Courtney Cox
J Lo
Jennifer Aniston
And currently 39 and IMO sexiest woman alive: charlize theron

You are a sick fuck. Barf. She's what, 60? Barf.
 

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Seriously, that's a helluva recruiting pitch: Come to ND. Get a world class education, play elite-level football, and screw porn stars!


What's the equivalent in the SEC? Artificially inseminating a horse?

Getting 10-20 for rape.

Brent is much skronger than Winston.
 

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So, how'd you spend the bye week, Cam?

Oh, my wife and I visited a pumpkin patch and made some apple pie at her mom's house. How about you, Justin?

Ah, well, I took a short vacay to New York. Watched a basketball game.
 

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Wonder what BK is thinking about this situation.... Does he sit Brent down and giving him a talking to about public perception, or does he tweet "we are ND"?
 

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You know, this is all Kelly's fault. The players never wanted to fuck porn stars when Ara was here.

-ND Nation
 

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Wonder what BK is thinking about this situation.... Does he sit Brent down and giving him a talking to about public perception, or does he tweet "we are ND"?

Not sure it's necessary yet, but Kelly may have to talk to Brent about the importance of public perception and maintaining a low profile. Other than that, I'd expect Kelly to say if Brent isn't violating du Lac or NCAA bylaws, what Brent does in his spare time is none of his business.
 
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Not sure it's necessary yet, but Kelly may have to talk to Brent about the important of public perception and maintaining a low profile. Other than that, I'd expect Kelly to say if Brent isn't violating du Lac or NCAA bylaws, what Brent does in his spare time is none of his business.

Disagree, picture of Brent and her with a #WeAreND
 

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Not sure it's necessary yet, but Kelly may have to talk to Brent about the important of public perception and maintaining a low profile. Other than that, I'd expect Kelly to say if Brent isn't violating du Lac or NCAA bylaws, what Brent does in his spare time is none of his business.

Honestly,,,, I'm pretty torn. Part of me thinks it's hilarious and I love telling my SEC buds (so I stop hearing Manti jokes),,,,,, the other half feels it's below ND, and believes it's not the kind of press we want. I think BK at least needs to tell Brent - Brent, you're going to do what you want, but don't do it center court. ND does not want to be known as Porn U.
 

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Have you guys looked at who he is following on twitter? A couple different porn stars. Also she posted on twitter a slam on jameis winston last saturday and said she had a vested interest in ND.
 

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Have you guys looked at who he is following on twitter? A couple different porn stars. Also she posted on twitter a slam on jameis winston last saturday and said she had a vested interest in ND.

All American performance?

Love that she bashed Winston.

I just hope next year we're not all waking up to a TMZ released gangbang involving 10 ND players.....
 

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Would appear she's also somewhat involved with Jeff Heuerman. Looking at her Twitter feed, she told an osu fan she can't go to the osu/Michigan game because she'll be at ND/USC that day.
 
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