1 Million vbuck giveaway

[koonja]

Guys, I've hit an all time low.

I'm in a bet with a friend to see who can get to 100 followers on twitter. I'm currently at 98, and he's at 98. I could complain that he follows like 3X as many people as I do and that's why he's beating me, but here I am so who am I to judge.

Ulukinatme will give you 2 BILLION vbucks to everyone who follows me, and I'll follow back. Rep or pm him to collect your vbucks.

I'm not proud, but I will not lose this bet.

@irishjake1

 

[Kaneyoufeelit]

Do I have to unfollow and follow again or can I just have my vBucks now?

 

[koonja]

Do I have to unfollow and follow again or can I just have my vBucks now?

Haha, I will give any of my faithful IE friends who are already following me 1 mill as well. Although you've been spoiled enough with my great tweets .

 

[Kaneyoufeelit]

Haha, I will give any of my faithful IE friends who are already following me 1 mill as well. Although you've been spoiled enough with my great tweets .

The most recent one, about Tom Hank's nipples, made me blush.

One of your new followers is because of me, too. I give and I give and I give.

 

[koonja]

The most recent one, about Tom Hank's nipples, made me blush.

One of your new followers is because of me, too. I give and I give and I give.

This is going to get taken wayyyyyy out of context on IE, lol.

 

[Kaneyoufeelit]

This is going to get taken wayyyyyy out of context on IE, lol.

To learn the context for this tweet, go follow @IrishJake1

 

[dad4aa]

Just followed you. Never PM'd before and don't know how so PM me if u don't know which one is me. Thanks.

 

[IrishLion]

I gave up social media for Lent, but I broke the rules for thirty seconds and hit you with a follow broseph.

 

[RyCo1983]

TheFlyingAlamo now follows you.
But I'd prefer that you give my million to a new poster.

 

[ulukinatme]

How much will you give me to NOT get other people to follow your buddy?

 

[koonja]

How much will you give me to NOT get other people to follow your buddy?

Haha, smart man. He will remain nameless. Although I suppose it wouldn't be too hard to figure out.

 

[ulukinatme]

Haha, smart man. He will remain nameless. Although I suppose it wouldn't be too hard to figure out.

1 minute...

@bery751?

He has a new follower

<----This guy

So....?

 

[koonja]

1 minute...

@bery751?

He has a new follower

<----This guy

So....?

Wrong guy, but now my lips are sealed.

 

[ulukinatme]

Ahhh....

@TrueBrewCrew

So.....any offers?

 

[ulukinatme]

Ok, so it was @TrueBrewCrew.

So, the Koon is hard up here. I've got an offer. Donate all your remaining cash to me, Koon. If you do this, I'll donate 2 billion to anyone that's following the Koon on Twitter (Up to the 101st follower, after that you're too late). PM me your twitter handle, or a screenshot or something for confirmation. I'll then donate 2 billion. The same goes for anyone already following the Koon.

If the Koon doesn't get to 100 followers first, I'll donate 2 billion back to the Koon. Either way, you win. Well? What say you?

 

[Kaneyoufeelit]

Ok, so it was @TrueBrewCrew.

So, the Koon is hard up here. I've got an offer. Donate all your remaining cash to me, Koon. If you do this, I'll donate 2 billion to anyone that's following the Koon on Twitter. PM me your twitter handle, or a screenshot or something for confirmation. I'll then donate 2 billion. The same goes for anyone already following the Koon.

If the Koon doesn't get to 100 followers first, I'll donate 2 billion back to the Koon. Either way, you win. Well? What say you?

I say I'm @IHateLawSchool and I love vCharity

 

[koonja]

Ok, so it was @TrueBrewCrew.

So, the Koon is hard up here. I've got an offer. Donate all your remaining cash to me, Koon. If you do this, I'll donate 2 billion to anyone that's following the Koon on Twitter (Up to the 101st follower, after that you're too late). PM me your twitter handle, or a screenshot or something for confirmation. I'll then donate 2 billion. The same goes for anyone already following the Koon.

If the Koon doesn't get to 100 followers first, I'll donate 2 billion back to the Koon. Either way, you win. Well? What say you?

Are you talking my 'bank' and all? I can't do that. The IE IRS would be all over me because I have vbets in the balance, lol.

 

[ulukinatme]

Are you talking my 'bank' and all? I can't do that. The IE IRS would be all over me because I have vbets in the balance, lol.

Won't do an IOU?

Alright, I can't help then. Theres gotta be a risk/reward here

I've unfollowed you and I'm following @TrueBrewCrew

P.S. You should make a deal with Kaneyoufeelit to see if you can cover your vbets. He'll be 2 billion richer if you agree. C'mon, Koon, weren't you a college man? Use the noggin'

 

[koonja]

Won't do an IOU?

Alright, I can't help then. Theres gotta be a risk/reward here

Haha, I appreciate the offer though. I love vbuck betting/negotiating. Losing all of my vbucks would be tough though.

I would do anything for love, but I won't do that.

 

[koonja]

I had a long counter offer typed up, but I can't upset the people who I've given a million to by having the final ~ 12 people offered 2 billion.

That's not fair. I'm clearly the little guy here and you're the big business, and I refuse to treat my constituents as bargaining chips!

 

[ulukinatme]

I had a long counter offer typed up, but I can't upset the people who I've given a million to by having the final ~ 12 people offered 2 billion.

That's not fair. I'm clearly the little guy here and you're the big business, and I refuse to treat my constituents as bargaining chips!

No, no, no. Anyone that's following you will get 2 billion, whether they just joined or they've been joined.

 

[koonja]

No, no, no. Anyone that's following you will get 2 billion, whether they just joined or they've been joined.

Ah, OK.

Counter - let me keep 50 million to cover my current vbets? If I win the bets, you get the payout.

 

[Kaneyoufeelit]

Make the deal and I will show you how to win the bet in the next 15 minutes

 

[ulukinatme]

Ah, OK.

Counter - let me keep 50 million to cover my current vbets? If I win the bets, you get the payout.

Nope. It shouldn't be hard to negotiate your way out of this with another poster.

 

[koonja]

Make the deal and I will show you how to win the bet in the next 15 minutes

Are you taking about this?

100 Followers in 2 minutes! - YouTube

Even I won't stoop that low .

 

[Kaneyoufeelit]

Are you taking about this?

100 Followers in 2 minutes! - YouTube

Even I won't stoop that low .

Nope. No fake accounts

 

[koonja]

Make the deal and I will show you how to win the bet in the next 15 minutes

Nope. It shouldn't be hard to negotiate your way out of this with another poster.

Kanye, will you cover me potential losses up to 50 million?

This is hard for me. I worked damn hard in the 'Longo Must Go?' thread to get this many vbucks. But you caught me at a good time because I just finished 'Wolf of Wall street' and am all jacked up on moving money.

 

[Kaneyoufeelit]

yes i will. But I ain't no gay fish

 

[RyCo1983]

Kanye, will you cover me potential losses up to 50 million?

This is hard for me. I worked damn hard in the 'Longo Must Go?' thread to get this many vbucks. But you caught me at a good time because I just finished 'Wolf of Wall street' and am all jacked up on moving money.

I'll gladly cover the debts as well my friend.

 

[koonja]

Deal.