That would work, or...1) Knock the basturd out, 2) take him deep in the woods, 3) nail his D1CK to a hickory tree (hard wood, not getting the nail out), 4) tie a 20 foot strip of bed sheet, soaked in diesel, to his ankle, 5) tape a serrated steak knife to his hand, 6) pour gasoline all over him, 7) stand back & wait on him to come to & light the sheet! Tell the basturd to either cut his D1CK off or burn!
Note: have your pistol handy in case he does pry loose. Then shoot him in the knee caps & light the fuse again!
Thats what comes to my mind off the top of my,father of 4 daughters, head. No, seriously, I haven't been able to think of anything else since I read the article.