I love good quotes!

[Black Irish]

"God invented whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world."

Too lazy to Google

 

[ShawneeIrish]

"Everyone has a plan until they get hit." Mike Tyson

 

[ACamp1900]

Always one of my favorite sports quotes:

"I have a darn good job, but please don't ask me what I do." -- Stan Musial

 

[ACamp1900]

"Don't expect to build up the weak by pulling down the strong."-- Calvin Coolidge

 

[Black Irish]

"I had a better year."

Babe Ruth, when asked why he made more money than the president

 

[Bogtrotter07]

"A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin."

H. L. Mencken

 

[Irish#1]

"Gun Control Means Using Both Hands".

 

[Bogtrotter07]

"Gun Control Means Using Both Hands".

"Then I am all for breast control."

Bogtrotter

 

[Booslum31]

"When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself. "

Peter O'Toole

 

[Bogtrotter07]

"Never believe anything until it has been officially denied."

Claud Cockburn

"Cynicism is an unpleasant way of saying the truth."

Lillian Hellman


"The louder he talked of his honor, the faster we counted our spoons."

Ralph Waldo Emerson

 

[Black Irish]

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite.
John Kenneth Galbraith

 

[Irish YJ]

“Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.”

Redd Fox

 

[Irish YJ]

“You can get far in North America with laconic grunts. "Huh," "hun," and "hi!" in their various modulations, together with "sure," "guess so," "that so?" and "nuts!" will meet almost any contingency.”

Ian Flemming
Huh?

 

[dshans]

Ian Flemming
Huh?

WTF? SMH? GTFO? IMO ...

 

[pumpdog20]

It's a tree shaka bayba!

-Troy Landry

 

[Irish YJ]

WTF? SMH? GTFO? IMO ...

Ian L. Flemming Quotes

 

[Black Irish]

"An idealist is one who, upon realizing that a rose smells better than cabbage, concludes that it will also make a better soup."

H.L. Mencken

 

[Irish YJ]

WTF? SMH? GTFO? IMO ...

LOL... just read your rep. I'm a little slow, actually a lot slow this week. Terrible f'ing head and chest cold. Too much Dayquill I think.

 

[RuntheBall]

"It comes down to the size of your balls really"
- Craig "Buster" Mottram aka The Big Mazungo
2007 Prefontaine Classic 2 mile pt. 2 (w/ interveiw) - YouTube

 

[Bogtrotter07]

They went in and hit this troop ship. What I saw looked like little sticks, maybe a foot long or something like that, or splinters flying up off the deck of ship; they’d fly all around ... and twist crazily in the air and fall out in the water. Then I realized what I was watching were human beings. I was watching hundreds of those Japanese just blown off the deck by those machine guns. They just splintered around the air like sticks in a whirlwind and they’d fall in the water.

Garrett Middlebrook

Co-pilot of B-25 in strafing attack durring the Battle of the Bismark Sea, from March 2 to 4, 1943. My dad observed it, and told me of the horror of 5,000 Imperial soldiers bombed or machine-gunned to death in an insane run to reinforce Japanese forces on New Guinea. Just like at Coral Sea, he said, the ocean ran red for miles . . .

 

[Black Irish]

If you are young and you drink a great deal it will spoil your health, slow your mind, make you fat - in other words, turn you into an adult.
P. J. O'Rourke

 

[Bogtrotter07]

“Amen, I say to you, unless you turn and become like children, you will not enter the kingdom of heaven."
Jesus

 

[Bogtrotter07]

"What is today counted as clever is nothing but freakishness masquerading as creativity."

Unattributed Poet Laureate

 

[BobD]

 

[Bogtrotter07]

"Mastering others is strength. Mastering yourself is true power."
Lao Tzu

"You change your life by changing your heart."
Max Lucado

"Be faithful to that which exists within yourself."
Andre Gide

"Things do not happen. Things are made to happen."
John F. Kennedy

"'Wrong' is one of those concepts that depends on witnesses."
Scott Adams

 

[dshans]

What is the purpose of the giant sequoia tree? The purpose of the giant sequoia tree is to provide shade for the tiny titmouse.

-Edward Abbey, naturalist and author (1927-1989)

 

[Black Irish]

"Man who breaks wind in church sits in own pew."

Probably not Buddha

 

[Cackalacky]

“I was in Nashville, Tennessee last year. After the show I went to a Waffle House. I'm not proud of it, I was hungry. And I'm alone, I'm eating and I'm reading a book, right? Waitress walks over to me: 'Hey, whatcha readin' for?' Isn't that the weirdest ****in' question you've ever heard? Not what am I reading, but what am I reading FOR? Well, goddamnit, ya stumped me! Why do I read? Well . . . hmmm...I dunno...I guess I read for a lot of reasons and the main one is so I don't end up being a ****in' waffle waitress.”
― Bill Hicks

 

[Bogtrotter07]

"The most dangerous strategy is to jump a chasm in two leaps."
Benjamin Disraeli

 

[Bogtrotter07]

"I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me."
Noel Coward