So what was this guy a fake marine?
I was in the corps so long ago the only birth control was laying your dick on a table before you went out and hitting it with the butt of your rifle.
BC Glasses! You and I both know that if it related to the service, it was going to make women hot . . .
The place they shut down when I was in? Shiitake mushrooms, you say! Well that explains it. When I was in basic they sent all the under-hung recruits to PI, which resulted in their need to fantasize they were somehow superior. (The Marine Corps becaume much more selective in recruiting for a while.) They even used to claim they were manlier, if you can believe that! So, they must have reopened it. Qualifications still the same?
Hooray, for Hollywood, Iron Mike and the West Gate, GP, USMC! Used to say we had a direct ticket outa there to hell!
Postscript: People have asked me, "What about prophilactics?" I replied, "You mean those tiny stretchy things that we used to cover the ends of our rifles to keep the mud and water out? Those things were so tiny that none of us Hollywood Marines could have ever used them as weenie guards. THAT would have led to a major malfunction! Those would only have worked for the PI Marines. And they shut that place down just before I got out. Hey, that was just about the time we started getting them in massive quantities!