Zola, Jess, and a story about turning tricks in Florida

[ulukinatme]

Just saw this was trending on Twitter. It's long, but it's worth it. A girl that works at Hooters and moonlights as a dancer gets caught up with another dancer who moonlights as an escort. Bat**** crazy ensues, cause Florida. Craziest thing you'll read today:

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[MNIrishman]

Too ghetto. Couldn't finish, very difficult to understand.

 

[ulukinatme]

Too ghetto. Couldn't finish, very difficult to understand.

Urban Dictionary, October 24: this dude...

 

[IrishinSyria]

Definitely worth the read though. Crazy.

 

[PANDFAN]

Hot sluts though...by the way it is NOT a true story and has been out for a while

 

[ACamp1900]

I have a wild story like that happened to some cats I knew from my dormitory days... I'll have to share it one day, but it's long as hell and would take more time than I currently have...

 

[ulukinatme]

Hot sluts though...by the way it is NOT a true story and has been out for a while

 

[blueNDgold44]

Read this in the AM after my SSS and died laughing

 

[NDBoiler]

Just saw this was trending on Twitter. It's long, but it's worth it. A girl that works at Hooters and moonlights as a dancer gets caught up with another dancer who moonlights as an escort. Bat**** crazy ensues, cause Florida. Craziest thing you'll read today:

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You owe us all, that was 5 minutes of our lives we completely wasted and cannot get back now

 

[ulukinatme]

You owe us all, that was 5 minutes of our lives we completely wasted and cannot get back now

I stole it from another site, this was the first I heard it was fabricated Normally I wouldn't believe such a story, but...well...Florida. I'm sad, Panda destroyed my world.

 

[IrishLion]

It was an entertaining 15 mins to end the work day with whether true or not lol

 

[Rhode Irish]

Hot sluts though...by the way it is NOT a true story and has been out for a while

How do we know this? Sounded like a very believable account of Florida trap life to me.

 

[ulukinatme]

Hot sluts though...by the way it is NOT a true story and has been out for a while

Actually, looks like the Washington Post did some investigating and a lot of what Zola said is true, but some of it was embellishment. Not a total fabrication though.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news...-the-epic-twitter-story-too-crazy-to-be-real/

This is "Z" from the story, arrested in Vegas as the story said. The story about the other girls, Forgie and Pellow, and how Z got arrested may be crazier than Zola's story: