YOU'RE FIRED!

IrishInFl

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So I have a friend who got fired from his job. Again. For like, the fourth time. So I was wondering if anyone has an amusing/frustrating story about either being fired or quitting their job. Personally I've never been fired, nor have I left a job on bad terms.
 

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YOU'RE FIRED!

Feel like I might have already shared this here, apologies if I have:

Was a bag boy at 16. Easy job, that usually entailed hiding in the dairy cooler smoking cigarettes and drinking Thunderbird off the shelf. The only part of the year where I did anything more demanding than carrying an old lady's bag of cat food to her station wagon was when we had annual inventory.

We (those bad ass bag boys) were in charge of piling tons and tons of shit in neat piles so the bosses could easily count everything. After a week of this, it was a science. We had dozens of piles 15-20 feet high, and they were all nice and neat. Imagine the last scene in Raiders of the Lost Ark when the guy hides the box in an endless abyss of other stacked boxes. That's what our back room looked like.

To make the story shorter, I was bored at work one day, and started climbing these piles and kind jumping from one to another like a complete dumbass. Before long, one of the piles gave way, and the loudest/most expensive set of dominos ever went off. One pile crashed into another, and the chaos didn't stop until everything was pretty much destroyed.

Being sly, I heard my boss coming, and ran out the opposite door. I doubled back, ran through his entrance point behind him, and started yelling "Oh my God what happened?!?!?"

He didn't buy it. My face was beet red, and it was obvious I was hiding something.

Final verdict: close to $10,000 of damaged merchandise, and one less bag boy.


*Still not as bad as my friend who dropped a steel coil from his crane and caused $2.5 million in damages. (Other job, we didn't have to move steel coils with cranes as bag boys)
 
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Never been fired, but I have been laid off from a job on the exact same day I was given an official annual review, which I passed with flying colors... Very odd...'you're doing a great job Mr Campbell, here's your review for your records,... Now go clean out your desk,'
 

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Never been fired, but I have been laid off from a job on the exact same day I was given an official annual review, which I passed with flying colors... Very odd...'you're doing a great job Mr Campbell, here's your review for your records,... Now go clean out your desk,'

Wow! I knew being a mod here used to be a pretty tough gig. But I had no idea it was THAT bad!!
 

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TL: DR - My first job was a shitty retail job. One day after a pretty stellar record I was sent home for silly reasons and I ended up walking out with 6 other employees.

Late to the party, and I walked out so I wasn't fired, but figured I'd tell it anyway. I worked for K-Mart for over 3 years while I was in high school and college. Working at K-Mart for anything longer than 3 months typically means you've been there "forever" by teen standards, you see a lot of kids come and go. Most of them hated the job cause it was a shitty retail job, so a lot just quit pretty soon after starting or they end up getting fired for doing a piss poor job. It felt kind of nice to be one of the more responsible ones, and I felt like I set a good example for the lazy bitches that typically represented my age bracket.

Well, fast forward to about 3 years into the job. I'm in college, I'm a 20 something and still have my good looks, etc. I'm pretty well liked around the place by everyone....everyone except this one bitch of a manager. To be fair she pretty much disliked everyone and was always in a foul mood. Try as I may, I couldn't get on that woman's good side, she just wouldn't can her crummy attitude. Everyone was pretty sick of her, but we were all just lackeys in the K-Mart shitty chain of command.

Well, one night I was set to close the Garden Shop. I was in school at that time and worked after I got off class, but the evening hours weren't enough to mandate a full lunch break, so I'd eat my dinner at the eat-in Little Caesar's restaurant in the store during my 15 minute break. I ended up coming back from break less than 5 minutes over and the bitch was pissed. She was pissed enough to send me home for the rest of the day. I kind of had it at that point. I felt like I did a damn good job in the 3+ years I was there, had no real warnings about going over on breaks before that point, living paycheck to paycheck and this lady sends me home? I pretty much decided I wasn't coming back at that point, but I thought I'd return the favor and stick it to the bitch before I left. I had amassed quite a few friends in the joint in my time there, and she certainly didn't have many with the way she treated the employees. The bitch was the closing manager that night, and what better way to make a point than to leave an empty, messy store for her to take care of? Before I left for the night I talked to a number of colleagues and told them what went down and how I was thinking about not coming back, and one thing led to another, and people started joining me. By the time I exited the store there were 6 of us in total, two of which were adults (Married couple, they were ready to look for new jobs too). The manager was left with two employees I think to run the remainder of the store that evening. Meanwhile, those of us that left had a party out in the parking lot. I feel a little bad as we all made a pact to stay in touch, but that fell through pretty quickly after the incident.

I did try going back the next day to see what the fallout from the walk out caused. I found one of the managers that I was in good with and told my side of the story, just in case any facts were twisted. I didn't really want my job back, but I just wanted someone to know that I generally enjoyed my job while I was there and loved working for/with everyone there except the bitch. I could tell that my manager friend sided with me on the issue, but she said she couldn't comment on it for fear of losing her own job. I popped in on occasion and said hi to the people that still remained, and I like to think I made the store a better place as the bitch's mood magically changed quite a bit I heard after the incident.

Everything worked out pretty good in the end. The next week I took a job as a pizza delivery driver for an old friend from high school, I met my future wife there, and I've got a decent career now where my boss is generally cool.
 
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I work in IT contracting and I was hired to do 2 months work there back in February and I quit on the 1st day as the setup in the client was a total shitshow that i wanted no part of.
 

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Never been fired, but I have been laid off from a job on the exact same day I was given an official annual review, which I passed with flying colors... Very odd...'you're doing a great job Mr Campbell, here's your review for your records,... Now go clean out your desk,'

Laid off is just a polite way of saying you're fired.
 

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Feel like I might have already shared this here, apologies if I have:

Was a bag boy at 16. Easy job, that usually entailed hiding in the dairy cooler smoking cigarettes and drinking Thunderbird off the shelf. The only part of the year where I did anything more demanding than carrying an old lady's bag of cat food to her station wagon was when we had annual inventory.

We (those bad ass bag boys) were in charge of piling tons and tons of shit in neat piles so the bosses could easily count everything. After a week of this, it was a science. We had dozens of piles 15-20 feet high, and they were all nice and neat. Imagine the last scene in Raiders of the Lost Ark when the guy hides the box in an endless abyss of other stacked boxes. That's what our back room looked like.

To make the story shorter, I was bored at work one day, and started climbing these piles and kind jumping from one to another like a complete dumbass. Before long, one of the piles gave way, and the loudest/most expensive set of dominos ever went off. One pile crashed into another, and the chaos didn't stop until everything was pretty much destroyed.

Being sly, I heard my boss coming, and ran out the opposite door. I doubled back, ran through his entrance point behind him, and started yelling "Oh my God what happened?!?!?"

He didn't buy it. My face was beet red, and it was obvious I was hiding something.

Final verdict: close to $10,000 of damaged merchandise, and one less bag boy.


*Still not as bad as my friend who dropped a steel coil from his crane and caused $2.5 million in damages. (Other job, we didn't have to move steel coils with cranes as bag boys)

The domino effect reminds me of this:

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