Why ND Can't Compete in Recruiting

[ulukinatme]

This thread is excellent

 

[Irishnuke]

Put an In-N-Out on campus and ND will never again have to worry about recruiting.

 

[ThePiombino]

Early nominee for thread of the year?

 

[Kanye West]

I think BK (the coach, not the restaurant) should find out every recruit's favorite fast food restaurant...and promise them there will be one on campus if he comes. He could also make it a little more exciting by guaranteeing it's the premier Taco Bell or KFC in the nation.

"Son, we've got the number 1 ranked Taco Bell in the country, the number 1 ranked White Castle, we presently have the number 2 ranked Mickey D's, but a donor just gave $5 million to redo it...so it's just a matter of time before it's ranked number 1."

I feel like Kiffin has used the exact same pitch.

 

[irishog77]

I feel like Kiffin has used the exact same pitch.

Well where do you think I stole that quote from?

 

[IrishMoore1]

The answer is simple: ND isn't winning enough games. Winning cures all, and until ND starts winning, the recruits won't come.

If BK can weather the perfect storm of a schedule in 2012, 2013 could be the year.

 

[ThePiombino]

The answer is simple: ND isn't winning enough games. Winning cures all, and until ND starts winning, the recruits won't come.

If BK can weather the perfect storm of a schedule in 2012, 2013 could be the year.

Are you under the impression that this entire thread is NOT a running joke?

 

[Mr. Larson]

Plus, those uniforms the chicks in Chick-fil-a wear are HOT! It's always been a dream of mine to hook up with a Chick-fil-a girl.

I bet she would smell like deep fried chicken too, BONUS!

It moved.

Look everybody! "It moved" is "appropriate" again!

 

[irishog77]

A few years ago, I was up in Louisville for the Derby. Late Derby-eve, a few of us were at a Waffle House and (obviously quite inebriated) chatting up our waitress. Well, the next thing I know, she's got her breasteses pulled out and showing them to me.

I guess the point of the story is (I mean, besides one never knows what in the hell is going to go on in a Waffle House at 3:30am)-- is it worth tracking her down and seeing if she'd be up for a relo to South Bend and willing to work any and all weekends recruits are on campus?