VPhilanthropy

[SoCalDomer]

all this v-stuff is making me v-crazy. oh see, look what you guys made me do. grin:

 

[KamaraPolice]

Uh, oh.

There will be hell to pay...

Official Statement:

I Sureal have no knowledge of the goings on in this endeavor to cause harm to Spinner.
Thank you.

@Copyright 2007 Sureal, LLC

well done.

there aren't enough vbucks in Irish Envy to get me to slam Spinner.

 

[stonebreakerwasgod]

Fixed it. By the way, You're a very attractive man Stoney, don't think I haven't noticed.

Yeah, me and scoop are veritable poster boys. I'm not leaving my wife for ya tho. But I will take vbucks. Does that make me a manwhore?

 

[mlcspinner]

well done.

there aren't enough vbucks in Irish Envy to get me to slam Spinner.

every one should listen to Kamara

 

[SoCalDomer]

every one should listen to Kamara

that doesn't apply to betting ideas does it?

 

[stonebreakerwasgod]

Zing!

 

[KAPLAN]

that doesn't apply to betting ideas does it?

How does he consistantly lose? Bet the big favorites make alot of money. It really is not that hard. I would love to see his betting stats.

 

[Akron Irish]

Try betting on the Patriots

 

[SoCalDomer]

Try betting on the Patriots

watch, this week he will and they lose and prove us all wrong. maybe we shouldn't upset the equilibrium. as long as KP loses, we all win?

 

[kjones]

well done.

there aren't enough vbucks in Irish Envy to get me to slam Spinner.

You realize he would burn you to the ground for half a rep point though right?

 

[mlcspinner]

You realize he would burn you to the ground for half a rep point though right?

reps can make people do crazy things

 

[notredomer23]

oh Kjones with the 3rd degee burn

 

[SoCalDomer]

first person to tell a funny (must be clean) joke that makes me laugh gets 1,000,000 v-bucks. If I've already heard it, it won't count. And no jokes at spinner; we beat him up pretty good already.


(hey, I wonder who changed my user title??)

 

[ab2cmiller]

ok ok ... ummmmm

A guy goes into a bar and tells the owner he will bet him $1,000 that he can make his horse laugh .....

nevermind .... everyone know's that one. LOL

It has to be clean? Your cutting out a lot of good jokes. LOL

 

[ab2cmiller]

2 women were playing golf. On the third hole there was a 4 men in front of them but about 175 yards down the fairway.

The first woman said I'll tee off he is far enough away. She hit the drive of her life, like a shot straight down the faraway. She screamed fore at the top of her lungs and as the men turned one was hit solidly. He was rolling on the ground in pain with his hands between his legs.

She ran to him, apologizing and saying "let me help I am a physical therapist." He protested but she got him to put his hands at his side. She unzipped his pants and began massaging him.

"How does that feel?" she asked. He said, "Great, but my thumb still hurts like hell."

 

[SoCalDomer]

not clean enough. sorry, try again.

lawyer jokes sometimes make me laugh. but sometimes they make me cry.

 

[The Polish Irishman]

What do you call a boomerang that does not come back?

A stick

 

[ab2cmiller]

A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.

Four worms were placed into four separate jars:

The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.
The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.
The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.

At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:

The first worm in alcohol - Dead.
The second worm in cigarette smoke - Dead
Third worm in chocolate syrup - Dead
Fourth worm in good clean soil - Alive.

So the Minister asked the congregation -

What can you learn from this demonstration?

An old lady who was sitting in the back, quickly raised her hand and said,

"As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!"

 

[goldandblue]

Ha Ha, that is funny!

 

[WalshND]

Question: What's the difference between a Hoover vacum cleaner and a Harley Davidson?

Answer: You can get two dirt bags on a Harley.

 

[goldandblue]

Q. what did the 0 say to the 8?




A. nice belt!

 

[WalshND]

Those of us who worked at the front desk of a convention hotel in Houston, Texas prided ourselves on making the guests feel special. When someone arrived at reception, credit card in hand, we would sneak a quick peek at it and address him by name.

Once, during a check-in, one of our guests presented a corporate credit card. "Welcome to Houston, Mr. Bell," the desk clerk said.

"Oh, please," the man replied, "call me Taco."

 

[ab2cmiller]

A guy in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, “Wanna hear a Wolverine joke?” The guy replies, “Well, before you tell that joke, you should know something. I am 6′ tall, 200 lbs. and I am a Michigan graduate. The guy sitting next to me is 6′2″, 225 lbs., and he is a Michigan graduate. The guy right next to him is 6′5″, 250lbs., and he is also a Michigan graduate. Now, you still wanna tell me that joke?” The first guy says, “No, not if I’m going to have to explain it three times.”

 

[daytonirish]

A poll of 100 women was taken recently;
The queation was what do you think of your a** ?
85% said theirs was to big.
10% theirs was to small
5% said they loved theirs and would marry him agian.

 

[SoCalDomer]

Reps and cash to ab2cmiller.

Runners-up:
Eighty Deuce Vet
goldandblue
daytonirish

more opportunities to win v-cash coming up. stay tuned

 

[WalshND]

A cowboy rides into town after months out on the long, hard trail. He rides up to nearest saloon, and ties his horse to the hitching post. He then walks behind his horse, lifts its tail, rubs two fingers on the horse's butt, and the rubs it on his lips.

Cowboy 1; "Hey partner you realize that's horse poop you just smeared on your lips dont ya?

Cowboy 2 "Why yes I do. Ya see I've been out on the range quite a spell and my lips are chapped something awful."

Cowboy 1: "Huh, and that will cure em?

Cowboy 2; "Nope, but it does keep me from licking them."



As told to me by my 11 year old son.

 

[notredomer23]

First person to make fun of Arabia(the poster) the best will get 10 mill from me, and the 2nd best 5 mill

 

[SoCalDomer]

i always like those commercials where people did something silly to get the Klondike bar.

so... what would you do for a million v-bucks? amuse me.

 

[stonebreakerwasgod]

First person to make fun of Arabia(the poster) the best will get 10 mill from me, and the 2nd best 5 mill

Hey, I already said wooooooo woooooo on a thread, not to mention giving her the cool usertitle.

 

[daytonirish]

Well I don't know if you would consider this making fun of Arabia. But did any of you notice that when that usertitle appeared on this board that the trouble with rivals started about your avatars ? Things that make you go hmmmmmmm. :jawdrop: