At a fire pit enjoying Four Roses and some blow hard SC fan just sat down all pissed off,… after his friends stopped us from fighting I’ve highly enjoyed his tears
Need to follow up,… every reason I hate SC on one d bag,…
He sees me smile from across the pit at a SC score update: ‘Dafaq are you a fan of!?!’ ‘Who you beat for the first time in years last week’,… ‘dafaq was that!?!’
Once he found out who it was,… ‘dafaq!?! When was your last natty?!?’ ‘When was yours???’ ‘Fuck you!!!’
He tried to get me with ‘Manti is a fag! Who doesn’t know he’s getting catfished!?! Fuckin Polynesian Mormons!’ I shout back,… ‘Only a SC fan would be so lacking in self awareness as to talk shit about Polynesian/ Mormon football players while getting their ass kicked by Utah.’
This went back and forth and almost lead to a fist fight but his buddies dragged him to a far corner,… every word out of his mouth is still an f bomb.
I almost got away with dropping my last round on his tab,… lol,… almost