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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>did you know? you can play the victory march from <a href="http://t.co/EHkiDxiU" title="http://nd.edu">nd.edu</a>'s 404 page? /cc @<a href="https://twitter.com/Aseroff">Aseroff</a> <a href="http://t.co/RoKMDZOY" title="http://nd.edu/x">nd.edu/x</a></p>— Tim O'Connor (@oaknd1) <a href="https://twitter.com/oaknd1/status/202870045267861505" data-datetime="2012-05-16T21:16:02+00:00">May 16, 2012</a></blockquote>
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Hearing the Victory March instantly makes me feel better.
 

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Last Wednesday I got bit on the right arm by a spider. It hurt and I felt a little sick, but figured both would eventually go away. As of yesterday morning it was swollen and a red streak appeared running from the bite up to my arm pit.

I headed to the urgent care clinic because it was a Sunday. The Doctor thinks it was a Black Widow and the bite is infected, probably from me scratching it.

I got a shot and some antibiotics, so I feel pretty good now.

I just have this strange urge to go catch some criminals and some flies.
 
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Last Wednesday I got bit on the right arm by a spider. It hurt and I felt a little sick, but figured both would eventually go away. As of yesterday morning it was swollen and a red streak appeared running from the bite up to my arm pit.

I headed to the urgent care clinic because it was a Sunday. The Doctor thinks it was a Black Widow and the bite is infected, probably from me scratching it.

I got a shot and some antibiotics, so I feel pretty good now.

I just have this strange urge to go catch some criminals and some flies.

Did you see the spider?

The number one misdiagnoses for spider bites is MRSA and vice versa...

Make certain the provider screens it as a MRSA colony.

I got me a nice little scar in the center of my chest from a MRSA infection.

Understanding MRSA Symptoms
 
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Did you see the spider?

The number one misdiagnoses for spider bites is MRSA and vice versa...

Make certain the provider screens it as a MRSA colony.

I got me a nice little scar in the center of my chest from a MRSA infection.

Understanding MRSA Symptoms

Well geez, I was starting to feel better, now I'm staring at my arm, wondering if I was misdiagnosed and now have a flesh eating infection : )
 
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Well geez, I was starting to feel better, now I'm staring at my arm, wondering if I was misdiagnosed and now have a flesh eating infection : )

I don't believe you have flesh eating bacteria established.

The good news is MRSA probably out competes Strep A or one of the other flesh eaters.

The bad news is its tough to get rid of, and it's highly contagious.

It's all good my man.

The doctor will never admit he misdiagnosed the condition: if it's MRSA, it will have colonized after the bite as a secondary infection.

But definitely ask about it.

It's running rampant these days.
 
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LMAO!

Phorks in the ****in tree!

(why does the midget wrestler always have his arms pinned in the air, perpetually excited...?)
 
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I took the sniper bait detail, but this jaguar **** is pushing it way too far.
 

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LOL, I look like a colorful little bigfoot.
 

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Added Phily, GBDomer, Whiskey and GITF for good measure. Sorry if I missed any other obvious regulars, just felt like I was missing some big ones, so I revised it.

Enjoy!

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