I'm convinced that he likes the abuse. I told him a joke about it one time, but it pissed him off.
A guy goes into the woods to hunt bears. He spots one through the trees, but by the time he raises his rifle and looks through the scope, the bear is gone. Just at that moment there's a tap on his shoulder and when he turns around, there's the bear, who says to him, "For trying to shoot me, I'm gonna punish you. I can kill and eat you, or you can drop those pants and I'm gonna bugger you half to death." Well, the guy doesn't want to die, so he drops his pants and bends over, and the bear just wears him out.
Humiliated, he goes home and plots his revenge. The next day he comes back to the woods with a 12-gauge loaded with slugs. He spots the bear and takes aim, but the bear isn't there. Then there's a tap on his shoulder and there's the bear behind him. "You didn't learn much from yesterday, did you? You wanna die or drop those pants again? The guy pulled his pants down and bent over while the bear just wore him out while laughing.
Furious now, the guy goes home and buys a machine gun. Next day he's out in the woods looking for that bear. He spots him, starts to take aim, and again the bear has slipped away. Just then there's a tap on his shoulder and when he turns around the bear says, "You're not really here for the hunting, are you?"