Hmm. Let me go ahead and go out on a limb here...
1. Reggie Wayne dropped an eight yard hitch in the first drive of OT that would have put the Colts on the Cowboy 40.
2. "Leverage". What. The. F*ck. Is. Leverage?
3. The starting for WRs were 1. Reggie Wayne (Doubled) 2. Pierre Garcon (Doubled) 3. Blair White (Undrafted) 4. Taj Smith
4.The Starting Oline, Left to Right: Charlie Johnson (Really is a guard), Jamie Richard (7th round center), Jeff Saturday (Never really has looked the same after the hip surgery), Linkenback (Unrafted out of Cincinnatti), and Ryan Diem (Way past his prime)
5. Dallas Clark is a legit game-changer. Without him, teams are playing 2-Deep shells.
6. Have you been snorting blow?
7. If the Colts win out, the Jags tiebreaker becomes nil. The next tiebreak is common opponents which the Colts (right now) hold.
8. Addai is the only major FA this year. We return as stacked as we would be w/out the freak injuries.
9. Again, are you smoking crack rock?
10. The Pats D is awful. God awful. 3 more rings for Brady? Really? REALLY?
11. Is it crack rock or black tar heroin?
12. Dilfer made a great point about Peyton in the post game. The last pick was Michael Jinkens doing some stupid. Peyton knows what every person on the D SHOULD be doing... so coaches are now doing crap that NO ONE ELSE IN THE LEAGUE HAS EVER SEEN.
13. Maybe it is a mixture of the crack rock and black tar heroin?
14. Without ANY running game (22 yards. Yeah... I'm not kidding you), you can drop 8 into coverage all day. You can't win when you have to throw the ball 50 plus times a game.
15. We are missing 10 starters now... 10!!! 10 freaking starters!!! (If it is true that Powers' arm is ripped to hell now for the rest of the year)
16. Jim Caldwell isn't even alive. He is propped up on the sidelines and attached to a series of wires from the roof where random electric currents make his body jump to seem as if it is alive.
17. How does one free-base crack rock?
18. He's hurt. He's playing with a stinger in his THROWING SHOULDER.
19. Brady's not going to win 3 more. Impossible.
20. Are you a close friend with Pablo Escobar?
21. We aren't getting a single break this year. Two tips fall into their hands. We can't fall on a sure fumble.
22. With only two legit WRs and w/out the threat of the run, CBs can jump routes agressively. Thus, the picks.
23. Really? Peyton sucks now? Really?
24. Does one need a glass pipe in order to smoke said crack rock?
25. Hell... I would love to make the Playoffs again... but right now, the 16th pick looks damn good. (Castanzio from BC or the Sherrod kid from Miss State would look good on the Oline)
26. Can one snort the crack rock still in rock form? Or must it be ground down into powder before the inhailation?