To all the guys saying "Why did I get pissed off about this"...?
I already admitted that I realized it was his intent to get people fired up. But his writing didn't fire people up because it was "On point" and tough to hear.
It was annoying because some Page 2 articles are meant to be serious (but very opinionated) views. And when this one is thrown in there, seemingly diguised as that, it is ridiculous. To insult somebodies' weight? Tell me how it would go over if an ESPN article described Lloyd Carr as having a face "like a piece of rotting garbage."
Would that be acceptable, would UM fans and alumni think that was an OK thing to say, even if it was known that the column was a satire? I doubt it. Criticizing someone for their actions is one thing, making cheap jabs at their looks is just downright disrespectful.
Sparty, if you want me to really disect what was wrong with the article, I can, and will. But most here already could point everything out to you.