phork
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ND Makes Kids Ill.
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dshans
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Reminds me of an episode first semester my sophomore year. On a Wednesday I'd had a chilli dog for lunch at the South Dining Hall. That evening I had a 7 PM tutorial. I wasn't feeling all that well, but I went.
The prof noticed that I was looking pale and lethargic. She offered use of her bike so I could swing by the Infirmary on my way back to my dorm – Holy Cross. I chose to walk (more like stagger) since I didn't trust my stability on a bike. I bypassed the infirmary to just get to my bed. I spent the night, and much of the next day, sitting on the "throne" with a garbage can in front of me while I "evacuated" every solid and liquid in my body.
When I finally felt strong enough (and devoid of bodily "stuff") I trudged to the Infirmary. They had a large box filled with little white bags of pills. Their story was that it was a "stomach flu" hitting St. Joseph's County, IN.
The odd thing was that it only effected those of us who had the chilli dogs for lunch at the South Dining Hall. I haven't had a chilli dog since.
It did make for an interesting pre-game kegger once I'd had three beers with no food for three days.
The prof noticed that I was looking pale and lethargic. She offered use of her bike so I could swing by the Infirmary on my way back to my dorm – Holy Cross. I chose to walk (more like stagger) since I didn't trust my stability on a bike. I bypassed the infirmary to just get to my bed. I spent the night, and much of the next day, sitting on the "throne" with a garbage can in front of me while I "evacuated" every solid and liquid in my body.
When I finally felt strong enough (and devoid of bodily "stuff") I trudged to the Infirmary. They had a large box filled with little white bags of pills. Their story was that it was a "stomach flu" hitting St. Joseph's County, IN.
The odd thing was that it only effected those of us who had the chilli dogs for lunch at the South Dining Hall. I haven't had a chilli dog since.
It did make for an interesting pre-game kegger once I'd had three beers with no food for three days.
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I caught a nasty bought of gastroenteritis from some ham in the NDH. Fortunately, the health center is right next to Keenan, so I only had to stumble a hundred feet or so to find relief.
Look for a Chicago Tribune Haughumentary insinuating that Kelly cooked the food for all 100 lacrosse, soccer, hockey, tennis, and football campers on his Gug grill.
Urban will be suggesting recruits bring their own food and boil the water when visiting ND.
Chamellion
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SDH food gave me the worst farts.
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hehehe...hard to not like this. You whacked on CT and Urbie in the same post...nectar to my eyes.