Movie Quote Thread???

[Sureal]

What happened to it? That was the thread where we posted our favorite quotes. At any rate I got one...


Jimmy: So, Coach, I was thinking about the music for our routine.
Coach: Oh, really?
Chazz: We're gonna dance to one song, and one song only: "Lady Humps" by the Blackeyed Peas. "What you gonna do with all that junk, all that junk inside your trunk? I’m a get you, get you drunk, get you drunk off my lady humps, my humps, my humps, my lovely lady humps."
Jimmy: [disgusted] I'm not skating to anything with references to lady humps. I don't even know what that means.
Chazz: No one knows what it means, but it's provocative...
Jimmy: No, it's not, it's gross...
Chazz: ...It gets the people going!

 

[NDChatt]

Blades of Glory

 

[Sureal]

I forgot to put down the title of the movie. Whoops...

 

[Sureal]

Jimmy: I see you got fat.
Chazz: I see you still look like a fifteen year old girl, but not hot.
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Chazz: I know more than you know you know...

Blades of Glory

 

[Sureal]

Noah Vosen: Perhaps we can arrange a meet.
Jason Bourne: Where are you now?
Noah Vosen: I'm sitting in my office.
Jason Bourne: I doubt that.
Noah Vosen: Why would you doubt that?
Jason Bourne: If you were in your office right now we'd be having this conversation face-to-face

Bourne Ultimatum

 

[Sureal]

Nacho: When the fantasy has ended/and all the children are go/ I feel that something inside me/comes to carry on/I ate some bugs/I ate some grass/I use my hands/To wipe my tears/To kiss your mouth/I break my vows/No, no, no, no, no, no way jose/And if you want to/we can break our vows together/

 

[Sureal]

Chancho. When you are a man, sometimes you wear stretchy pants in your room. It's for fun.


Nacho Libre

 

[SouthernIrish]

"I love Brian Piccolo. And when you hit your knees tonight, ask God to love him too"
Brian's Song

 

[SouthieND04]

"I'm very sorry for your loss. Your mother was a terribly attractive woman."
The Royal Tenenbaums

Love it.

 

[NDOM]

"Bitch, you know what I want,
I wanna talk to samson,
fly me to the moon like that bitch alice kramdon."

See who the pothead of irishenvy is beside me.

 

[connor_in]

Sorry kids...I gotta go with:

"THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!"

Highlander

Or another favorite:

"Next time jack, just put it in a G*dd*mn memo"

The Hunt fo Ed Octobe (the theater I saw it at ran out of R's on their sign)

 

[Sureal]

"Bitch, you know what I want,
I wanna talk to samson,
fly me to the moon like that bitch alice kramdon."

See who the pothead of irishenvy is beside me.

Half Baked baby!!!

Boo that man!!!

 

[mexicanirish]

"Bitch, you know what I want,
I wanna talk to samson,
fly me to the moon like that bitch alice kramdon."

See who the pothead of irishenvy is beside me.

HALF-BAKED!!!

 

[mexicanirish]

Mom! The meat loaf! F**k!

Chazz from Wedding Crashers

 

[onenybrother]

"Hear that voice in your head. That's pride, fuck pride. Pride can get you killed."

Marcelius Wallace ( Pulp Fiction)

 

[portlaNDgal]

"Hear that voice in your head. That's pride, fuck pride. Pride can get you killed."

Marcelius Wallace ( Pulp Fiction)

Awesome movie. Another one (from memory so not entirely accurate):

S. Jackson: "A pig is a dirty animal"
J. Travolta: "Well bacon tastes good."
S. Jackson: "Doesn't matter. Sewer rat could taste like pecan pie but I wouldn't eat the filthy motherf***er."

 

[portlaNDgal]

"If it's 3 a.m. in Casablanca what time is is in New York?"

"My watch stopped."

"Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine."

--Casablanca

 

[portlaNDgal]

"Rhett, Rhett, where shall I go, what shall I do?"

"Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn."

--Gone With the Wind

 

[portlaNDgal]

"You can't dust for vomit."

"This one goes to eleven. It's one louder."
"Why not just make ten louder?"
"This one goes to eleven."

"The problem was that Stonehenge was in danger of being crushed by a dwarf!"

"So what you're saying is there's a fine line between stupid and clever."

--Spinal Tap

 

[The Polish Irishman]

"Say good morning to me and I'll shoot ya"

-The Duke

 

[Sureal]

Get that corn out of my face

Nacho Libre

 

[The Polish Irishman]

The best Quote from Pulp Fiction

"Mind is the one that says bad mother f*cker on it"

 

[connor_in]

Alan Shepard: Dear Lord, please don't let me fuck up.
Gordon Cooper: I didn't quite copy that. Say again, please.
Alan Shepard: I said everything's A-OK

The Right Stuff

 

[SouthieND04]

"For relaxing times, make it Suntory time."

Lost in Translation

 

[WalshND]

Doc Holliday: "I'm your huckleberry."

Doc Holliday: [to Johnny Ringo] "Why Johnny Ringo, you look like somebody just walked over your grave."

Cowboy: "I got you now, you son of a bitch!"
Doc Holliday: "You're a daisy if you do!"

 

[NDFan4Life]

"I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries."

French Knight - Monty Python & the Holy Grail

 

[goldandblue]

"See were the regulators, we regulate any stealin of this property and were damn good too. But you can't be no geek off the street, you gotta be handy with the steel ya know what I mean? Earn ya Keep."

Know where this one came from?

 

[HereComeTheIrish]

"See were the regulators, we regulate any stealin of this property and were damn good too. But you can't be no geek off the street, you gotta be handy with the steel ya know what I mean? Earn ya Keep."

Know where this one came from?

Young Guns

 

[goldandblue]

"Let's put the women and children to sleep and go looking for dinner boys"

This one HCTI ?

 

[HereComeTheIrish]

"Let's put the women and children to sleep and go looking for dinner boys"

This one HCTI ?

"Let's put the women and chldren to bed and go looking for dinner boys"

The Program