Movie Quote Thread???

[HereComeTheIrish]

"It's snowing in my room Godda**it"

 

[goldandblue]

"Let's put the women and chldren to bed and go looking for dinner boys"

The Program

thanks for the fix!

 

[SouthieND04]

In Sicily, women are more dangerous than shotguns.

--The Godfather

 

[CLEARWALL]

"This is a SIMPLE game...you throw the ball, you HIT the ball, you CATCH the ball. You GOT IT!?!? Lou, what's our record?"

"8 and 16"

"Eight....and sixteen....How'd we ever win 8?"

-Bull Durham

 

[portlaNDgal]

"This is a SIMPLE game...you throw the ball, you HIT the ball, you CATCH the ball. You GOT IT!?!? Lou, what's our record?"

"8 and 16"

"Eight....and sixteen....How'd we ever win 8?"

-Bull Durham

Skip: You guys. You lollygag the ball around the infield. You lollygag your way down to first. You lollygag in and out of the dugout. You know what that makes you? Larry!
Larry: Lollygaggers!
Skip: Lollygaggers.

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Crash Davis: Charlie, here comes the deuce. And when you speak of me, speak well.

So many more...

 

[portlaNDgal]

"What league did you come from?"

Ricky Vaughn: "California Penal."

"How'd you get to play with them?"

Vaughn: "Stole a car."

--Major League

 

[littlerick77]

Sherriff Bart: "what do you like to do?"

Waco Kid: "Play chess......screw"

Sherriff Bart: "Well, we'll play chess"

- - - - Blazing Saddles

 

[SouthieND04]

I'm gonna make Gretzky's head bleed for super fan 99 over here.

--Swingers

 

[NDFan4Life]

White Goodman: Go ahead, make your jokes, Mr. Jokey... Joke-maker. But let me hit you with some knowledge. Quit now. Save yourself the embarrassment of losing with these losers in Las Vegas, La Fleur.

Peter La Fleur: Alliteration aside, I'll take my chances in the tournament.

White Goodman: Yeah, you will take your chances.

Peter La Fleur: I know. I just said that.

White Goodman: I know you just said that.

Peter La Fleur: Okay, I'm not sure where you're going with this.

White Goodman: Well, I'm not sure where *you're* going with this.

Peter La Fleur: That's what I said.

White Goodman: That's what I'm saying to *you*.

Peter La Fleur: All right.

White Goodman: ...TouchÈ.

- Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story

 

[SouthieND04]

From IMDb's quote of the day:

Look, Ed, you put *anybody* on television sixteen hours a day, and sooner or later they're going to fall off a table and land on a cat.

--Edtv

 

[Wham]

Catherine: I want you.
Jake: But, you're my sister.
Catherine: Only by blood.
Jake: [Shoving her off] What's wrong with this family?

 

[Wham]

But wait. There's more...

 

[Wham]

Mr. Briggs: Hey, uhh... I might be late to pick you guys up.
Janey: Why, do you have a job interview today, daddy?
Mr. Briggs: No honey, I'll probably just be waaaay too drunk.
Janey: Oh, that's good, we don't want you drinking and driving.
Mr. Briggs: Oh, I'll be driving. I'll just be too shit-faced to remember to pick you guys up.
Janey: Ok, bye, daddy.
[Kisses him on the cheek]
Mr. Briggs: Bye, Pumpkin.

 

[SouthieND04]

I love that you get cold when it's 71 degrees out. I love that it takes you an hour and a half to order a sandwich. I love that you get a little crinkle above your nose when you're looking at me like I'm nuts. I love that after I spend the day with you, I can still smell your perfume on my clothes. And I love that you are the last person I want to talk to before I go to sleep at night. And it's not because I'm lonely, and it's not because it's New Year's Eve. I came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.

 

[Wham]

[practicing for cheerleading]
Sandy Sue: Give me an 'H'. Give me a 'U'. Give me a - giant pu##y-licking, ass-fu#ker cock sh#t.
[the other cheerleaders are disturbed]
Sandy Sue: I'm sorry. That was my Tourette's.





Janey: [talking about her dead mom] I remember it like it was yesterday, Christmas 1989, Dad had just gotten fired from the Zippo factory, Mom was still pulling in tricks to make ends meet, Daniel Day Lewis won an Oscar for "My Left Foot", and all I wanted was one of those little Betsy Wetsy dolls.
Jake: I remember those. Push her belly and she'd piss all over herself.
Janey: She said she was going out to get my Dad a bottle of gin, but, I knew she was going to get me that present. It was raining really hard that night, the roads were... slippery.
Jake: Janey... a car accident.
Janey: No. Cancer.

 

[NDOM]

"In my family, There is no clear line between religion and flyfishing"?

Name the movie. Kinda easy.

 

[SouthieND04]

A River Runs Through It

 

[NDOM]

A River Runs Through It

Good job dude.

 

[onenybrother]

" How do you sleep at night " Larry Fishburne ( Hoodlum)

"Who the fuck told you I sleep " Clarence Williams III

 

[connor_in]

In honor of the start of MLB's playoff's:

This is my most special place in all the world, Ray. Once a place touches you like this, the wind nevers blows so cold again. You feel for it, like it was your child

"Moonlight" Graham - Field of Dreams

 

[SouthieND04]

My hobby is stuffing things. You know - taxidermy.

--Psycho

 

[onenybrother]

"Why did you shoot a unarmed man '' Citizen in town

"He should of thought to arm himself before he hung my friend in front of his saloon".

Clint Eastwood ( Unforgiven)

 

[SouthieND04]

"Why did you shoot a unarmed man '' Citizen in town

"He should of thought to arm himself before he hung my friend in front of his saloon".

Clint Eastwood ( Unforgiven)

Great quote!

 

[SoCalDomer]

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[Sureal]

Question:

Who was the chick in the new Transformer movie?

 

[SoCalDomer]

"It's snowing in my room Godda**it"

Weird Science, right?

 

[SoCalDomer]

"Tony, I don't want to intrude, but you seem a little down."
"Well Captain, it's about my job.
"Ah"
"I'm having doubts about being a cop. It's not like how it is on TV. All I do all day is fill out forms and paperwork; that's all I do."
"It's a point well taken Tony, But you must understand that although it's not exciting, it's a very important part of our work."
"Ya, but in all my time as a cop, I've never had to chase a guy across a crowded city square. I've never hung on to that part of the helicopter, you know where it lands?"
"Yes, I know that part."
"I"ve never hung on to that part. I've never even commandeered a vehicle."
"Now that's sounds like a lot of fun.
"I know. And that's what's irritating. You're too nice."
"Too nice?"
"Yes, you're my captain for God's sake. You should constantly be on my case, like the captain in Starsky and Hutch. You know, where you come in and haul me into your office and ball me out because you're tired of defending my screwball antics to the commissioner. Why can't you do that?"
"Well, the truth is I don't report to a commissioner. I report to a committee, some of whom are appointed, some elected, and the rest co-opted on a bi-annual basis. A quorum so to speak"
"A quorum?"
"Captain, when I joined the police force I thought I'd be like Serpico, instead I'm like Fish from Barney Miller."
"Hey, somebody needs a hug!"

 

[Rocket's Rocket Fan]

Who was the chick in the new Transformer movie?

It was Megan Fox, and if I may say so WOW....She was smokin hot.

 

[Bubba]

"See were the regulators, we regulate any stealin of this property and were damn good too. But you can't be no geek off the street, you gotta be handy with the steel ya know what I mean? Earn ya Keep."

Know where this one came from?

Warren G!

 

[goldandblue]

Ha Ha, that is true, sorta.....

here's one for you guys.

The world will know that free men stood against a tyrant, that few stood against many, and that before this battle is over, even a god-king can bleed.