Take your grandma on vacation every January.
Take your grandma on vacation every January.
Raeshon, if you want to take your grandma and family on a vacation, here's what you do. Don't waste your time in Florida. There's a reason why it's called "the Swamp". Relax at home, watch some game tape if you want. But just stay home.
Go to Notre Dame this fall, get your feet wet on the playing field. Maybe have your grandma meet you in Arizona next January, watch you play, great vacation.
Next year as a sophmore return to the field and just lock down everyone that runs your way. Have a solid sophmore season, have grandma meet you in Louisiana for the title game, great vaction.
In the fall of 2008, Florida will still be in "the Swamp", while you're a junior at ND having an All American year. At the end of that season, you have grandma finally come to Florida, but this time to watch her grandson play in the Orange Bowl for another title. As it seems, grandma loves jewelry and is carrying the other two National Title rings with her. So she wants a third, and as a good kid you get it for her. Great vacation for grandma and for me cause I'll be there.
After the game, you have accomplished everything that anyone could have dreamed of (including me.) Grandma will be tired of carrying three title rings. You contemplate the NFL, but you love grandma and grandma loves for you to have a degree from the University of Notre Dame. You keep ND Nation on pins and needles for a week after the game in Florida, but you come to your senses. As a matter of fact, your entire junior class full of All Americans call an unprecedent public announcement on ESPN to announce that as an entire class you all will return to ND for your final year cause that's just how tight you guys are.
I have no idea how I typed this while sleeping and dreaming.