Marry, Screw or Kill Unlimited

[woolybug25]

Ok... here' how the game is played:

If you picked the last three people, then you pick the next. For instance, Here are the first ones:

- Lyndsay Lohan

- Bette Midler

- Paris Hilton

You have to pick one that you marry, one that you screw and one that you have kill (hypothetically, mind). You cannot pick one twice or not pick one.

and.... GO!

 

[PANDFAN]

screw LL

marry paris--we can always get divorced

kill -bette

so now i pick 3 for others to pick?

 

[woolybug25]

screw LL

marry paris--we can always get divorced

kill -bette

Nice. Samesies.

You're pick! Whose next?

 

[GO IRISH!!!]

screw LL

marry paris--we can always get divorced

kill -bette

so now i pick 3 for others to pick?

Better double bag it dude!

 

[PANDFAN]

b spears

kim k

cher

 

[PANDFAN]

Better double bag it dude!

piitb

 

[tussin]

b spears

kim k

cher

What era of B Spears are we talking here?

Marry - Britney (early 2000s)
Screw - Kim K
Kill - Cher

 

[Irish#1]

Screw Brittney
Marry Kim
Kill Cher

 

[woolybug25]

That one goes to Tussin.

That was a tough one. I think I would jump on the Cher grenade so humanity could be without one Kardashian...

 

[GO IRISH!!!]

That one goes to Tussin.

That was a tough one. I think I would jump on the Cher grenade so humanity could be without one Kardashian...

I can't get the image of Wooly in a Sonny Bono costume out of my head!!!

 

[tussin]

Good luck boys:

 

[PANDFAN]

That one goes to Tussin.

That was a tough one. I think I would jump on the Cher grenade so humanity could be without one Kardashian...

DAT A$$ COME ON WOOLY

 

[BeauBenken]

Good luck boys:

Marry Emma.

Screw Lawrence.

Kill Swift.

 

[GATTACA!]

Good luck boys:

Shit i dont like any of these.

Marry Lawrence she seems tolerable
Kill Swift so the world can be without her shitty music
Fuck Watson i guess

 

[IrishLion]

Good luck boys:

I'm marrying Hermione Granger (that's how she'll be known in my house and she'll like it).

I'm banging Jennifer Lawrence because dem breastesses, and she's not a bean pole like most Hollywood chicks.

I'm killing T. Swift because save the world from annoying music.

EDIT: I was too late but I'm leaving my reasoning up. It's more fun that way.

 

[GATTACA!]

 

[GO IRISH!!!]

I would definitely kill Pelosi.

Marry Clinton

and screw Martha.

I think Martha is a freak behind closed doors. Plus, she could make some killer post-F food.

 

[GO IRISH!!!]

I am at work so I can't post the pictures, but I am going to go with a rock star theme:

Courtney Love
Pink
Delores O'Riordan

 

[tussin]

Marry Emma.

Screw Lawrence.

Kill Swift.

Beau with absolutely no hesitation in his decision to off Swift. Love it.

I think I would agree with your order... Emma holds the top spot in my Hollywood top 5. I go back and forth on Swift though, she makes undeniably catchy music and a lot of it makes her seem down to Earth. On the other hand, she does appear to be a bit crazy in a Swimfan type of way.

EDIT: Am I the only person that likes T-Swifts music? This video is pretty much how I drive to work.

 

[ACamp1900]

Why all the for Swift, she is an ND fan, she seems fairly down to earth (I don't really follow pop culture too much so maybe I missed something)... she seems 'likable'

 

[tussin]

I would definitely kill Pelosi.

Marry Clinton

and screw Martha.

I think Martha is a freak behind closed doors. Plus, she could make some killer post-F food.

...but who would help you most if there was a Apocalyptic event immediately following the sexual encounter and you had to work together utilize your primitive survival skills?!?

 

[BeauBenken]

My turn now?

Oprah Winfrey

Hillary Clinton

Kate Upton

Go.

 

[BeauBenken]

Beau with absolutely no hesitation in his decision to off Swift. Love it.

I think I would agree with your order... Emma holds the top spot in my Hollywood top 5. I go back and forth on Swift though, she makes undeniably catchy music and a lot of it makes her seem down to Earth. On the other hand, she does appear to be a bit crazy in a Swimfan type of way.

EDIT: Am I the only person that likes T-Swifts music? This video is pretty much how I drive to work.

Why all the for Swift, she is an ND fan, she seems fairly down to earth (I don't really follow pop culture too much so maybe I missed something)... she seems 'likable'

Nothing against Swift. I would just probably get along best with Emma and Jennifer Lawrence could probably handle what I'd dish out on a one night stand better than Taylor Swift.

 

[GO IRISH!!!]

...but who would help you most if there was a Apocalyptic event immediately following the sexual encounter and you had to work together utilize your primitive survival skills?!?

Martha, hands down! Our survival shelter would smell like potpourri!

 

[IrishLion]

I mean if you marry or screw Swift, she's inevitably going to write a song about how terrible you were just like the rest of her songs.

Recipe to Swift's success:
1. Meet a guy
2. Date guy
3. Breakup with guy, reason not important
4. Write a catchy song about the breakup
5. Disregard the logical fact that she is picking terrible guys.

 

[PANDFAN]

Beau with absolutely no hesitation in his decision to off Swift. Love it.

I think I would agree with your order... Emma holds the top spot in my Hollywood top 5. I go back and forth on Swift though, she makes undeniably catchy music and a lot of it makes her seem down to Earth. On the other hand, she does appear to be a bit crazy in a Swimfan type of way.

EDIT: Am I the only person that likes T-Swifts music? This video is pretty much how I drive to work.

NOPE, these little kids like it too

 

[ACamp1900]

My turn now?

Oprah Winfrey

Hillary Clinton

Kate Upton

Go.

Screw Oprah (that would be fun for a one time thing imo)

Kill Hillary from here to inifity and beyond... twice...

marry Kate, so I can screw her as much as I want moving forward.

 

[tussin]

I mean if you marry or screw Swift, she's inevitably going to write a song about how terrible you were just like the rest of her songs.

Recipe to Swift's success:
1. Meet a guy
2. Date guy
3. Breakup with guy, reason not important
4. Write a catchy song about the breakup
5. Disregard the logical fact that she is picking terrible guys.

Call me crazy, but I would love it if I was the topic of a Taylor Swift breakup song. That's an elite category of men right there.

 

[ACamp1900]

1980's version(can't post pics work, anyone want to hook em up?)

1.) Mondana

2.) Cindi Lauper

3.) Tiffany

 

[woolybug25]

1980's version(can't post pics work, anyone want to hook em up?)

1.) Mondana

2.) Cindi Lauper

3.) Tiffany

Super simple.

Screw Madonna

Marry Tiffany

Kill Lauper with a rusty hammer