John Daly

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Holy ****ing ****! (At least the filter keeps me from having to type "nucking spit" to get my point across.)

I've always viewed 18 holes as an escape from the "real" world. I usually leave the cell phone in the car – unless I'm playing hooky from work on a weekday.

Are "The real Housewives of Wherever" really all that important?

If he uses it to watch the Irish play, that's a different story. And he should just give his caddy a bigger tip and pay for his sessions at the massage parlor ...
 

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I am surprised the golf bag doesnt include a cooler for beer and optional cigarette lighter.
 

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Little known facts about John Daly that I know because he went to my high school:

1. He still holds place kicking records on my high school's football team (most consecutive PATs made)
2. On his 17th birthday, the golf team went out to eat at Taco Bell and he ate 17 tacos.

Both of these are rather trivial but I find them humorous, especially that there was a point in his life where he kicked a football.
 
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