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JaMarcus Russell Arrested
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HereComeTheIrish
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Very surprised...
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PURPLE DRANK!!!
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ROFL......
I'm not sure what im more surprised about - JRUSS getting busted for Purple Drank, or the fact that after all the saga that has been JRUSS, he is only 24 years old.
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I heard there were a couple of teams interested in bringing him in for training camp...I guess he can forget about that.
Team Robatussin is sending a scout.
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I think he blows Leaf out of the picture. Ryan Leaf was guaranteed about 11million, JRUSS got $39million for his entire NFL career - including a 3.5 million buyout of his last year (this upcoming year).
I think Ryan Leaf is officially off the hook.
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not to judge a mans character off the media but after all that he did in the NFL or shall i say lack there of, this cant be too surprising
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any team interested in him, simply has not done their due diligence. Its not even a good gamble.
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Too funny. But the entire story is a bit of an eye opener for me. I never heard of Purple Drank before.
Is this really a good reason for undercover work? Cough syrup? With 7-UP and Jolly Ranchers? Hell, I buy Jolly Ranchers by the crate. It makes sense now that a coworker saw me choose a grape Jolly Rancher and he commented "So you use that?"
Football athletes bust a finger and a toe on every friggen play. Pain ensues. Will the next undercover job happen when they find out someone takes Baby Aspirin with water and lime?
Cough syrup. And an athlete is exiled for life? Someone help me out here...
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lol
I know the Jets were showing interest at one point, and I think the Vikings also. Regardless, if he's planning on ever playing football again, it will be in the UFL, or maybe in Canada.
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Ha Ha Jamarcus= Train Wreck, you think with all the money he would have at least did something more classy..... maybe some Columbian Bam Bam
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hahaha! NICE!
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So what do the undercover agents, after discovering a cough syrup user, do to celebrate?
Go home and get drunk and smoke?
Watch dogfights?
Go home and get drunk and smoke?
Watch dogfights?
Work as ushers at ND games.
GO IRISH!!!
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Add Todd Marinovich to that list and you really have a party!
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HaHa....so true.
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I lol'd
Canada doesn't want him, Ricky Williams was a bust and J'Russ' agent needs to hire him a babysitter. Guess they're both "smart like a stump" I'd say he's done in the NFL forever but Vick got another shot, I bet OJ would too if he was of playing age.