Horrible pickup lines that actually worked

[stonebreakerwasgod]

I can't imagine saying "I want to be on you" or "If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me" actually works.

 

[notredomer23]

ive never done this but halloween you can say "you can mash my monster all night baby"

 

[goldendomer]

"is there a mirror in your pants cause i see myself in your pants"

 

[notredomer23]

"is there a mirror in your pants cause i see myself in your pants"

CLASSIC LOL u get reps 4 that

 

[Mattmags]

wanna do some math? We'll add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide our legs and multiply.

 

[goldendomer]

"did it hurt...when you fell from heaven?"

 

[stonebreakerwasgod]

good stuff.

 

[Steve]

well since i'm asian, this came into play.

i was talking to this girl online and she said she wanted to be asian because she had just got back from china. so i said "well i can put a little asian in you''. more as a joke though.

 

[stonebreakerwasgod]

I'd give you reps if i could steve.

 

[ACamp1900]

Just last week I told a girl I had just bit my tounge and how bad it hurt... she felt bad and I told her if she wanted to she could kiss it and make it better....





I know I know

 

[ACamp1900]

wanna do some math? We'll add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide our legs and multiply.

LOL!!!

 

[SillyIrish]

"How would you like to go out for Pizza and then F@#k? What you don't like pizza?"

l

 

[ACamp1900]

Walk up to a chick with your junk hanging out and tell her, "Quick! Hide this..."

 

[IRISHDODGER]

"Do fries come w/ that shake?"
- Sammy Hagar from Van Halen 5150 album

 

[notredomer23]

"I am from the FBI(female body inspector) and if you dont take your clothes off now, i will be forced to take them for you" - unknown source on google

 

[kjones]

"Has anyone ever told you that you have Scandinavian hands?" "No." "Yeah, that'd be weird..."

 

[stonebreakerwasgod]

Hi, I'm wealthy.

 

[Steve]

'you know, i've got the dictionary written on my p*nis. want me to put some words in ya?'

 

[notredomer23]

Do you take karate because your body's kicking.

 

[leprechaun4life]

Hi, here's 100 dollars.

 

[ACamp1900]

Just last week I told a girl I had just bit my tounge and how bad it hurt... she felt bad and I told her if she wanted to she could kiss it and make it better....





I know I know

remember, the thread is "Horrible pickup lines that actually WORKED"

mine in fact did... sort of

 

[ACamp1900]

I wonder if any of these lines would work...

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[stonebreakerwasgod]

acamp you bastard.

 

[ACamp1900]

acamp you bastard.

kind sir, I thought we discussed your villainy in prior dialogue, as a gentlemen I wish to not transgress any further into your abyss. Good day to you

sincerely,

a kind and gentle sir

 

[stonebreakerwasgod]

Ha

 

[TexasDomer]

My brother actually used, "Do you want to have sex, or do I owe you an apology?"

 

[dylan020]

"wanna fuck, or do you like dikes?"

 

[IrishRamMan10]

i dont use pick up lines... i just say "Now". haha

 

[dylan020]

haha i havent used one in a LOOOONG time, i have guaranteed sex, its in my gf's contract lol

 

[grantphilly]

"My cock just died can I burry it in your ass?" Has actually worked on more than one occasion!