Defining lines

[Fbolt]

In the spirit of off-season threads, what is your defining line. Something that you regularly say to folks...? I need additional material.

Mine: That looks like fido's a$$.

as in...

"Here's that paper boss"
"That looks like fido's a$$"

or

"What do you think about her?"
"She looks like fido's a$$"

What's yours?

 

[D-BOE34]

I'm some dumb, not plum dumb

Even a broken clock is right 2 times a day

 

[BeauBenken]

Fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down...

Is that the kind of stuff you want? lol

 

[NDFANnSouthWest]

"every dog has his day."

 

[4irishnation]

About my kids " Buy them the books and send them to school they eat the crayons every time."

 

[dshans]

The line between love and hate is thinly drawn.

That's where I draw the line.

I've drawn a line in the sand.

For the line is thinly drawn 'tween joy and sorrow.

The thin blue line.

What's Your Line.

End of the line.

What line are you in?

Want to do a "line?"

Whose Line Is It Anyway?

Line of sight.

Line of scrimmage.

Maginot Line.

An infinite number of points exist on a line.

Draggin' The Line.

One Toke Over The Line.

Oh, boy can't ya line the track.

So, so many lines to be drawn ...

 

[military_irish]

Stick to your day job.

 

[dshans]

[You Talkin' To Me?]

What day job? It ain't just my hair that's gettin' a bit thin.

 

[military_irish]

Haha I was using it as a "Defining Line". Sorry sir, never want to offend the elderly, lol.

 

[House16]

Derek Anderson Meltdown after Monday Night Football November 29th - YouTube

"That's fine."

Can be used in almost any situation:

Dude, the french speeches were supposed to be 5 minutes long, you went up there for 30 seconds.
That's fine.

Hey, your Irish only signed one cornerback this year.
That's fine. It's Tee Freaking Shepard.

Hey man your girlfriend is ticked that you spent Valentine's day on Irish Envy instead of with her.
That's fine.

 

[BGIF]

The line between love and hate is thinly drawn.

That's where I draw the line.

I've drawn a line in the sand.

For the line is thinly drawn 'tween joy and sorrow.

The thin blue line.

What's Your Line.

End of the line.

What line are you in?

Want to do a "line?"

Whose Line Is It Anyway?

Line of sight.

Line of scrimmage.

Maginot Line.

An infinite number of points exist on a line.

Draggin' The Line.

One Toke Over The Line.

Oh, boy can't ya line the track.

So, so many lines to be drawn ...

Give dshans a line and he turns it into a sililoquy.

 

[irishog77]

A Thin Line Between Love and Hate...

easily a Top-5 movie...of all time.

A Thin Line Between Love and Hate (1996) - IMDb

I also like to go out and Line Dance every Saturday night, and every 2nd Tuesday of every other month (leap years excluded).

 

[dshans]

Give dshans a line and he turns it into a sililoquy.

"The line it is drawn, the curse it is cast. The slow one now will later be fast, as the present now will later be past. The order is rapidly fading. And the first one now will later be last, for the times they are a-changin'."

 

[BobD]

The line between love and hate is thinly drawn.

That's where I draw the line.

I've drawn a line in the sand.

For the line is thinly drawn 'tween joy and sorrow.

The thin blue line.

What's Your Line.

End of the line.

What line are you in?

Want to do a "line?"

Whose Line Is It Anyway?

Line of sight.

Line of scrimmage.

Maginot Line.

An infinite number of points exist on a line.

Draggin' The Line.

One Toke Over The Line.

Oh, boy can't ya line the track.

So, so many lines to be drawn ...

Hook, line and sinker.

One step over the line.

Linebacker.

 

[NDOM]

Whenever someone says "I wish"

My reply:

"Well, you can wish in one hand and $hit in the other and see which one fills up quicker"

 

[BobD]

If I like you, as a term of endearment I'll call you a "Jackass". If I like you and you do something stupid, you're a "Dingus". People I don't like are "Douches" and real losers like scUM and U$C fans are "Fvcking Douches".

 

[NDFan4Life]

"If I had a dog that had a face like yours, I'd shave its butt and teach it to walk backwards."

(That's gotta be my favorite of all time)