Broke ass college stories

RuntheBall

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Shiity story.

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But this is an awesome thread guys...gives me some great ideas...

Unfortunately, I will not be sharing (only spectating) as the statute of limitations has not ran out on my shenanigans yet (BaaaZINGA!!! I called you guys old).
 

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So i played D1 ball at University of New Mexico...well 1 night me and my buddies/teammates decided to go on a pantie raid the Kappa Kappa Gamma house....well as you could imagine we were all running around the girls were yelling....my buddy Jack J. decided to put a pair of panties on his head...well i looked over and there was a STREAK down the middle of the white Panties. We were laughing so hard yet he had no idea until he looked in the mirror. Classic!

Do you know this guy? What fraternity did you say you were in?
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Who the hell actually does panty raids... lol
 

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This reminds me of a horrible story about a friend from college... I started at Cal St. and one of the dorms there is all girl... Well a buddy of mine was trying to get with one of the girls from that dorm and everything was going as planned for a week or so... Then the other girls started doing their typical catty blocking and telling stories that may or may not have been true about my buddy... long to short, they destroyed the budding relationship before my buddy could get what he wanted...

so this is what he did to get back at the all-girl dorm that cockblocked him:

He broke into their kitchen at like three in the morning, stole their biggest pot, took it to the bathroom and apparently did his business... he then went back to the kitchen with his 'stew' and put the mixture to boil and left... one could only imagine the smell... the old Cal St dorms have pretty bad ventilation systems and if something is 'amiss' in one area the whole building smells up... as he told it he then broke into the adjacent dormitory, found a spot on the community balcony facing the girls dorm and sat for an hour taking it in as the whole dorm came alive with disgust... college.

Sadly at my small Pennsylvania college another fraternity house, for reasons unknown (although probably similar) had a brother take a crap in the stove...and then turned it on. Horrifying.
 

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I remember $5 Chinese takeout combo plates being a big splurge when I wanted to treat myself.
 

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Remember when McDonald's was doing the 29 cent hamburger wed. and 39 cent cheeseburger Thursday (may have the days wrong)... this was roughly ten to twelve years ago...

I would STOCK UP on those, like thirty a week and refrigerate them...

Near the end of that era I went through the drive thru and they said they were all out of the buns for the hamburgers so they were all out period… I flew around and parked, went inside and threw a fit… they ended up giving me quarter pounders at that price just to get me the hell out of the dinning room… lol
 
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Got in a brawl during spring break at the place that had $.25 beers prior to being 21. Last thing I remember prior to said *** wooping was a cute girl sitting on my lap saying something about an ex boyfriend. Had to show up for the first day of classes spring quarter with two black eyes.
 

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Once knocked over an entire bottle of cheap vodka in our dorm room mini fridge. Every bit of it drained into the bottom drawer (disgusting stuff down in that drawer). Rather than dump it out, we ran it through our Brita, filtering out all the gunk. What came out was Grade A 100% pure Vodka, ladies and gentlemen... Disco Sh!t... Pure as the driven snow.

I don't recall what happened the rest of the night but you better believe we saved ourselves from having to buy another bottle of vodka.

Edit: I also gave plasma twice a week for two years and used that as my beer money.
 
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During my dorm years at Ball State (Harvard of the Mid-west) me and a few of my friends went to the local Sirlion Stockade for a nice Sunday dinner. It's been a while, but I feel like it was around $6.99 for all-you-can-eat. Needless to say the sirlion steaks were a grade above spare tire. That didn't stop us from taking the aluminum foil off the baked potatoes to wrap about some extra steaks for the ride home. The waitress caught us doing this but didn't care...she worked at Sirloin Stockade in Muncie, IN.

We were also lucky enough to have a Chik-Fil-A in one of our food courts. We would often get a sandwich and a 10 piece nugget. We would take the food over to the coke machine to fill up our cups and would proceed to shove every last nugget into our mouth while filling our drinks. Proceed to the check out with a free water cup and a sandwich...and a belly full of nuggs.
 

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Once knocked over an entire bottle of cheap vodka in our dorm room mini fridge. Every bit of it drained into the bottom drawer (disgusting stuff down in that drawer). Rather than dump it out, we ran it through our Brita, filtering out all the gunk. What came out was Grade A 100% pure Vodka, ladies and gentlemen... Disco Sh!t... Pure as the driven snow.

I don't recall what happened the rest of the night but you better believe we saved ourselves from having to buy another bottle of vodka.

Edit: I also gave plasma twice a week for two years and used that as my beer money.

We did that once and man it was painful
 

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How much money does one get for giving plasma...........
 

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We did that once and man it was painful

Must've been doing something wrong. I don't recall feeling much. I do have two permanent scar holes in my arms from it though. Looks like I have a history of drug abuse. No big deal... lol
 

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I ate ramen noodles a few times without cooking them......because i didn't have a microwave. If that doesn't sum up the life of a college student i am not sure what will
 
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