BeauBenken's Fireside Chats

[woolybug25]

Roger that.


I can imagine the look on their faces now...

zzzzzziiiiiiipppppp

Girl: WTF?

Girl: [/pointing] "It's like a penis... only smaller."

 

[johnnykillz]

Girl: [/pointing] "It's like a penis... only smaller."

The angry inch.

Mad little booger...

 

[Riddickulous]

Who is that? Demi Lovato?

 

[woolybug25]

Wooly i used to blank blank blank this girl way back and when she would blankity blank blank her face looked like she was a half chromosome short of being corky.... i actually tried to take a picture once....

I fell asleep once while .. well you know... and then woke myself up with a fart... true story.

 

[NYMIKE6]

I fell asleep once while .. well you know... and then woke myself up with a fart... true story.

They make stuff for that...

 

[johnnykillz]

Dude.

NYMIKE!

lol.

The Corky comment: wrong.

LMAO!

(How many times did you bang Corky, bro?)

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Yes because shes 16 and so ****in ugly. Lol.

Demi Lovato is 19, and she aint ugly.

She also likes to party.

 

[NYMIKE6]

Dude.

NYMIKE!

lol.

The Corky comment: wrong.

LMAO!

(How many times did you bang Corky, bro?)

She was actually really pretty just when she'd nut her lips would curl and her eyes would roll all over the place... Sometimes i'd just laugh straight in her face....

 

[woolybug25]

They make stuff for that...

To cause it?

Yeah, it's called chicken wings, beer and weed.

 

[johnnykillz]

Demi Lovato is 19, and she aint ugly.

She also likes to party.

Speaking of nutting...

Holy "I swear this doesn't normally happen," Batman.

 

[NYMIKE6]

To cause it?

Yeah, it's called chicken wings, beer and weed.

Yeah that helps you fall asleep im saying to stay awake when your tweaking the twig and berries....

 

[NDPhilly]

...

Whoah.

Demi Lovato is 19, and she aint ugly.

She also likes to party.

In the pick she is 16. She ain't that pretty to me.

 

[NYMIKE6]

In the pick she is 16. She ain't that pretty to me.

Wait until you turn 40

 

[johnnykillz]

In the pick she is 16. She ain't that pretty to me.

Wow.

Buzzkill.

Thanks dude.

Appreciate the jailbait you bastages!

What little good rep I had left is now in ruins...

Maybe we could run off to Utah. Is she emancipated?

 

[woolybug25]

Wait until you turn 40

haha.


So wait... the girl in the first gif is Demi Lovato? Has she made a sex tape yet?

 

[Riddickulous]

In the pick she is 16. She ain't that pretty to me.

She's far more beautiful than your grammar.

 

[NYMIKE6]

haha.


So wait... the girl in the first gif is Demi Lovato? Has she made a sex tape yet?

Great question....

 

[NDPhilly]

She's far more beautiful than your grammar.

Touché.

 

[johnnykillz]

Don't DO IT!!!

My bad.

Terrible first try.

 

[johnnykillz]

Round 2.

Let me google that for you)

 

[NYMIKE6]

Round 2.

Let me google that for you)

I like the one title "Demi Lovato and Selena Gomez are as gay is the day is long"

Google is the product of God....

Best part is i have no clue who either chick is....

 

[HereComeTheIrish]

They're featured on Disney Television programming. My daughter loves all of this nonsense. This is why I stay in the Man Cave and harass you guys.

 

[Riddickulous]

I like the one title "Demi Lovato and Selena Gomez are as gay is the day is long"

Google is the product of God....

Best part is i have no clue who either chick is....

Recyclable Disney stars.

 

[NYMIKE6]

They're featured on Disney Television programming. My daughter loves all of this nonsense. This is why I stay in the Man Cave and harass you guys.

Man oh man do i hope the feds ain't reading these posts.....haha Johnny your right i am a dirty old bastard....

 

[johnnykillz]

Recyclable Disney stars.

I'm confused:

Why are smoking hot girls older than 18 featured on the Disney channel?

I guess my daughter will have to stick to Nickolodeon (ms?).

 

[johnnykillz]

Man oh man do i hope the feds ain't reading these posts.....haha Johnny your right i am a dirty old bastard....

I'm pretty sure the tag "feds" did it, bud.

Great.

Now they'll find my conspiracy thread.

 

[NYMIKE6]

I'm pretty sure the tag "feds" did it, bud.

Great.

Now they'll find my conspiracy thread.

Yeah don't worry i'm quite sure they let you watch the disney channel in prison...

 

[Whiskeyjack]

In the pick she is 16. She ain't that pretty to me.

She's nothing compared to most of the women in the Kate v. Alyssa thread. But ugly? No way.

She's solidly in the "doable" category even without alcoholic enhancement.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Man oh man do i hope the feds ain't reading these posts.....haha Johnny your right i am a dirty old bastard....

 

[johnnykillz]

Yeah don't worry i'm quite sure they let you watch the disney channel in prison...

If they read my conspiracy thread, there is no prison for me.

I'll be on the next "hijacked" aircraft that mysteriously dive bombs into Bruce Willis' mansion...

(Wait, wrong Demi.)