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THIEF!!!!!


EDIT: yes it does work.

The website it was on SUCKED at playing the video. I HAD to move it to YouTube.

I also edited it some (took off the last ten seconds that were just a screen saying something along the lines of "Property of the Colts" yada yada) so doesn't that mean that whats left is MY video? :) hahaha
 

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Tell me you don't love the near 100 yard run at 44 seconds in though. lol
 

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The website it was on SUCKED at playing the video. I HAD to move it to YouTube.

I also edited it some (took off the last ten seconds that were just a screen saying something along the lines of "Property of the Colts" yada yada) so doesn't that mean that whats left is MY video? :) hahaha

I rarely watch the last ten seconds of a video anyways, so I would assume it doesn't matter.


The run at :44 was pretty awesome.
 

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My cousin's bachelorette party was last night. We went to a strip club. I don't understand why wives get all pissy if their husbands go to them. It's kinda lame. A stripper grabbed my hair though and said it was soft. hahaha.
 

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Can anyone suggest a free movie maker that can use videos I downloaded online via Realplayer?
 

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going to a high school buddies wake today. it's hard to believe someone dying so young (40 years old). even though he had cystic fibrosis, it still sucks.

a lot of fond memories of him while we played high school soccer, played golf, worked at a local golf course and partied together. and he never complained. ever.

and he was one of the hardest workers i've ever known. he worked hard, but partied harder. just a lot of fun to be around.

rest in peace brother. you will always be loved and missed.
 

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I'm gonna be on this show in 40-50 years.
 

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beau....figured out who you remind me of.

topher grace from "that 70's show", lol.

cracks me up.
 

BeauBenken

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beau....figured out who you remind me of.

topher grace from "that 70's show", lol.

cracks me up.

I'm Eric? Dang it. lol

At least I've got Donna...

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AKA Laura Prepon
 

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Here's something I don't get:

Why is it that you can see commercials for the "Trojan Twister" (some sort of vibrator), but you will never see a commercial for say...the "Fleshlight"?

Why has society deemed it okay for women to have sex toys, but when men have sex toys, they are complete perverts?

On the other hand, it seems that it is more acceptable for men to watch porn compared to women.

Just some strange thoughts I have in the middle of the night. Most likely provoked by the internet.
 

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"On the other hand"

Was there a pun intended there?
 

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NWS

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By NWS did you mean "Not Work Safe"? I'm just use to the acronym NSFW, "Not Safe For Work". Nice post though. lol
 

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Wish Me Luck

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I have the first game of my coaching career this morning. It's just youth football, but hopefully I can start this thing off well. :) haha

Here's to a couple big wins today (me and the Irish)!

Also, I'm a proud uncle to a brand new third nephew! A good sign to the weekend, right?
 
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I have the first game of my coaching career this morning. It's just youth football, but hopefully I can start this thing off well. :) haha

Here's to a couple big wins today (me and the Irish)!

Just don't pull a Brian Kelly and blow up all your blood vessels in your face. I wonder what color his face is going to turn tonight? anyhow, good luck coach.
 

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My team won their first game of the season! I'm so proud of them!
 

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Congrats coach. Give us a little article about the game will ya?

A sum up of the game? Sure thing. haha

It was a gorgeous day today as the West View All Stars took on the Mitchell Mustangs. West View took the field for the first time this season after a bye week, and Mitchell hoped to build on their play from last week (win or loss, I'm not sure).

Both teams were undermanned. Mitchell plays with just upward of 20 players while West View plays with about 15.

With it being kids, the game gets pretty messy at times. Unaware of where to line up or how for that matter. (Thank God, I brought my white board with me to help in the huddle.)

West View kicked off to start the game and played a very tenacious D to force the Mustangs 4 and out. The All Stars struggled even more on their first drive as all the snaps were fumbled. The NT was constantly blowing up WV's very small center before he could get a good exchange.

After another good defensive stand the All Star's took the field with a shift on the line. Their RG and C swapped positions. A dramatic improvement came about. On a busted Fk HB Iso Boot play, the star QB for the All Stars made a play out of it thought and scored a touchdown.

Sucking and wheezing the All Stars went into the second half and a couple starters guys. Both would return later in the game.

The exhaustion was obvious as the Mustangs slowly pushed the ball down the field and scored to tie the game. The All Star QB was so exhausted from playing both side of the ball (excellently) that he left the field after getting sick right before the touchdown. He would return for the next offensive possession though.

With under 2 minutes left the All Stars were driving. A BIG pass play (and the team's first and only on the day) helped get them within the twenty. They would be stuffed in four downs though.

And then came sudden death. They rules are much like college but due to time restraints were altered. A coin toss would be made. Then winning team deciding whether to play D or offense from the 10 yard line. If the offense scored, they won. If the defense held, they won.

The All Stars won the toss and wanted their offense on the field.

The first play was a HB toss and it was stopped for a short gain.

After early success with the boot off the iso yet little HB Iso success, the All Star QB asked to run it. It sounded like a good plan to me at first, but I quickly changed my mind.

HB Iso Fk Boot.

From 8 yards out, the two teams lined up. The ball was snapped, and the play was set in motion. The middle opened up and the play worked like a thing of beauty! An 8 yard scamper by the highly elusive All Star HB, and it was victory.

Note: I made this pretty dramatic, eh? :)
 

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Great Job Beau...a far cry from your exploits at SMU though!

I want to get into coaching youth football now.
 

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I might...disappear.

Just for a while.

I'm seriously depressed over a football game to the point that the room full of people cheering on UM were concerned about me getting home.

Who knows, I may be back tomorrow, but right now, I'd like to cry, but can't.

It's hard for me to be happy for a full 2 days, I guess.

Today is now officially 9/11. Let us remember all those affected by it. I want to say God bless, but I'm struggling with that right now.

Take care everyone.

Also, I hate reading your guys' posts on here after big losses like today. Going after the heads of players or coaches is not going to help us win any football games right now. Honestly, some of you guys are pathetic, I repeat, pathetic excuses for fans. I could only ever cheer on ND, but right now, I need to take a step back to see if this team and their games matter too much to me.
 
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I might...disappear.

Just for a while.

I'm seriously depressed over a football game to the point that the room full of people cheering on UM were concerned about me getting home.

Who knows, I may be back tomorrow, but right now, I'd like to cry, but can't.

It's hard for me to be happy for a full 2 days, I guess.

Today is now officially 9/11. Let us remember all those affected by it. I want to say God bless, but I'm struggling with that right now.

Take care everyone.


Take care, Beau. I'm taking a long vacation from ND football myself. Bad for my health.
 

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Take care, Beau. I'm taking a long vacation from ND football myself. Bad for my health.

I'm slowly trying to just not care as much. I still care, but like you said, it's bad for my health to care for them as much as I do.

It's not right that I could gain another nephew and win the first game I ever coach and then be depressed (not just bummed) about a college football game. I think what got me was that I seriously prayed for us to win this game, and I never do that. I just figured it was about time we had God on our side. It appears he just likes to mess with me though. lol

I will slowly laugh myself out of this, I'm sure, but like I said, I don't think I ever want to be so attached that it could be a danger to my health. Not until I'm head coach at ND myself. haha
 

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How do you determine if a girl is crazy?

I'm pretty sure this girl is because:

  1. She has wanted my **** since I first met her (okay that's not TOO crazy, but...)
  2. She tried to tell me she loves me
  3. She tries to call me all the time
  4. She told me that today the following happend:
    • Someone attempted to rape her at school
    • The doctor told her she has diabetes
    • The doctor also said they have to check again because it may be cancer
  5. I haven't even met her yet
Thank God I haven't! I'm pretty sure she is looney. Anyone else have experience with crazy women? Advice would be appreciated.

I'm praying she doesn't know where I live.
 
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HereComeTheIrish

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How do you determine if a girl is crazy?

I'm pretty sure this girl is because:

  1. She has wanted my **** since I first met her (okay that's not TOO crazy, but...)
  2. She tried to tell me she loves me
  3. She tries to call me all the time
  4. She told me that today the following happend:
    • Someone attempted to rape her at school
    • The doctor told her she has diabetes
    • The doctor also said they have to check again because it may be cancer
  5. I haven't even met her yet
Thank God I haven't! I'm pretty sure she is looney. Anyone else have experience with crazy women? Advice would be appreciated.

I'm praying she doesn't know where I live.

"Cougar life dot com....Cougar life dot com..... Don't you want to bang a cougar too????"
 
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