With the first pick in the 2017 draft, the CLEVELAND BROWNS select..... DE Myles Garrett from Texas A&M.
It’s a new day in Believeland and MoneyBall gonna hit ya. The new philosophy in Cleveland is simple, draft the best player left on the board at every spot in the high rounds and get that talent on the field… no more chasing third or fourth round QB talents in the first round…. You hear that A PAC… NO MORE CHASING QUARTERBACKS IN THE FIRST ROUND!!!! The Browns are thrilled to add an instant impact player to what now looks to be a very respectable defensive front seven. There is hope in Cleveland everyone, a new day has dawned. And now, to prove how much things have changed with our front office here is snippet of a Browns official working the phone hard from the Cleveland War Room.
“Dawg, we tried SO HARD to trade this pick but whenever we called the other GM’s “you pancake eating motherfucker,” they always hung up on us!! Whatevers,… So yeah, we got this dude here. He can throw straight bullets and he really like his pocket pres-... he’s not a quarter back???... whhhaaattt???... Okay then well I’m sure he’ll help us score a lot of runs so some shit and he definitely won’t be blowing no 3-1 leads any time soon... Go Cavs!”