2013 Hater's Guide to the Top 25

[ulukinatme]

Every team is included, although some are lambasted more than others:

http://deadspin.com/the-2013-haters...source=deadspin_twitter&utm_medium=socialflow

USC/Kiffy is my favorite:

There have been a lot of douchebags who have strutted through USC over the past few decades: Matt Leinart, Rob Johnson, Brian Cushing, etc. Hell, O.J. Simpson played for USC. It's a breeding ground for deranged narcissists. And yet, in Lane Kiffin, they have found the perfect amalgam of arrogant lowlife: deluded, snooty, overprivileged, completely unqualified, transparently insincere, and destined for a bombastic personal downfall. If it came out that Lane Kiffin had an ex-girlfriend bound and thrown into the sea, would you doubt it for a second? Of course not. He goes the extra mile to be a miserable bag of ****.

 

[woolybug25]

You all want to know...

14. Notre Dame. Everything. The single most hateable thing about Notre Dame is its inherent Notre Dame-ness: the arrogance, the false piousness, the halo the program has placed over itself. It's all disgusting, which is why you deserved not only to get steamrolled by Eddie Lacy on national television, but to then have your empty-headed sweetheart linebacker publicly embarrassed for being stupid enough to fall in love with an imaginary pen pal. I wanna watch David Blaine street-magic videos with Manti Te'o, just to see him accuse Blaine of witchcraft.

 

[ulukinatme]

You could have let an opposing team fan post ours

Heres a couple more while we're at it:

17. Michigan. That stadium. That stadium is the most lifeless bowl of humanity ever constructed. You may as well stage a game at Penn Station. I went to Michigan for a semester and the only time fans get loud at the Big House is when they're yelling at other fans for not giving a ****. Half of all fans in the student section during games are on the phone arranging for a frat house sandwich delivery. The enormous capacity of Michigan Stadium is basically a cheap way of making Michigan football look more important than it actually is. The reason 100,000 Michiganders go to those games is because they have nowhere else to go. Go to any SEC school, even Vandy, and you will find tens of thousands more fans who are genuinely interested in the welfare of their team.

2. Ohio State. Oh hey, turns out your pious ******* of a head coach not only has landmines planted in his brain, but he's likely 50 times dirtier than the pious ******* he replaced. From the high school to the college level, the state of Ohio is terminally incapable of operating a scholastic football program that isn't run by liars, false prophets, scumbags, or rape apologists. Any time someone tells me he's from Ohio and involved in football in some way, I double lock my car and put a cork in my *******.

 

[returnofthemack]

Is this by that f*ckface Drew Magary? If so, I'm not giving that scum a click.

 

[IrishSteelhead]

Hilarious. Love the sheer brutality for each team.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Is this by that f*ckface Drew Magary? If so, I'm not giving that scum a click.

Yes. This guy goes out of his to libel ND as often as possible. His description of us on this list seems comparably tame because he's saving the "good ones" for separate article on us.

Please don't give Magary the page views. He's worse than Clay Travis, and he works for Deadspin.