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  1. dankgesang

    Nov 8 | Navy

    I'd like to address the team directly here for a second: guys all I'm asking, and I say with the utmost respect for all parties, is that you stomp a big greasy mudhole in the United States Navy today.
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    Coaching Carousel

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    Coaching Carousel

    Plumbing the depths of human indignity anew with each new coaching carousel. These people have to understand that they are chipping off pieces of their soul when they post like this. A good rule of thumb, if you ever find yourself having typed the words "I'm hearing," but you haven't yet hit...
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    Michael Fredrick Denbrock Hired as Offensive Coordinator (2023)

    WV speaking as a friend I think you might be tipping your hand fellas
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    2025 CFB Polls and Rankings

    I have ended my home, car, motorcycle, boat and term life insurance policies with Allstate on the basis of their playoff predictor being such dogshit. Sorry guys but it seems reasonable to make inferences there about their ability to do basic actuarial math.
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    Nov 1 | Boston College

    Doggi g the shit out of it
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    Michael Fredrick Denbrock Hired as Offensive Coordinator (2023)

    Be interested to see this same visualization opponent adjusted, for SP+ Def, say.
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    James Franklin Appreciation Thread

    Freeman (external monologue): “Again, I have a lot of respect for any coach, but what (Franklin) has done for college football has been tremendous" Freeman (internal monologue): (eyes turn briefly blood red, then pitch black) LIBERA TE TUTEMET EX INFERIS GOOFY BITCH
  9. dankgesang

    Coaching Carousel

    My impression is that you've got to be a first-class booster wrangler to succeed in Happy Valley, not sure that's part of Clark's (otherwise super impressive) whole thing.
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    '24 MI QB CJ Carr (Notre Dame Signee)

    Have we ever had a QB throw people "open" like that? Clausen was great at hitting go routes in stride and placing fades but I don't remember this type of shit being in his bag even as an upperclassman.
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    '24 MI QB CJ Carr (Notre Dame Signee)

    This is wretched filth. Just unconscionable of him to do it like that. I insist that he issue a photograph of himself standing with boat shoes, a pink oxford and sock tan lines on an unremarkable street immediately.
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    '26 PA OL Kevin Brown (Offer)

    Can we have
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    2025 CFB Polls and Rankings

    Any way to pull a predicted head to head result out of their numbers?
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    James Franklin Appreciation Thread

    "How old are you now, Marcus?"
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    Oct 18 | USC

    Stable, ranked, otherwise successful Notre Dame teams just don't lose to SC in South Bend, ever. Doing so is a sign that there is serious rot in the foundations. The closest comparison from the last fifty years to a loss next Saturday would be 2005, which team had a first year HC and was up...
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    James Franklin Appreciation Thread

    First time I've ever seen cope so powerful it hurt my eyes to look at it
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    NC State Ref Show Post Game

    https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=head%20canon
  18. dankgesang

    Oct 11 | NC State

    On days like this When my willpower's weak Throw my remote At the fucking screen
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