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  1. dankgesang

    Jan 9 | Penn State

    I mean the spread feels about right. And a 1 point spread is objectively fucking terrifying, more so the closer you get to gametime. Yeah, I'm getting a little anxious mfers. (edit: treating the condition with 80cc Taylor Small Batch, 2x daily @ 5p and 7p)
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    '23 IL OT Charles Jagusah (Notre Dame Signee)

    Do we know for sure that Craig isn't going to be ready for spring? That'll be about seven months out from the injury.
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    '25 MA QB Blake Hebert (Notre Dame Signee)

    Does no one have an 60+ min YouTube breaking this down? The fuck
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    '23 IN LB Drayk Bowen (Notre Dame Signee)

    I think this mf is the most important recruit since Manti, maybe longer. As evidence I submit the end reverse on Georgia's first possession. He turns Stockton's block into kitty litter and then pursues him after the play for further discursive back and forth on the subject of how his ass tastes...
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    Georgia Postgame

    Alright but seriously I was not aware Jack had that kind of gangster shit in his bag.
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    ‘21 AL QB Riley Leonard (Duke Transfer - Notre Dame Verbal)

    Listen. This year is our year. Every other year we, we've...came close. But this year is our year. Riley Leonard baby IS OUR BABY HE'S IT BABY WE ARE GOIN
  7. dankgesang

    2024 CFP Quarterfinal Prediction Poll: (7) Notre Dame vs. (2) Georgia

    My bro in Christ I love your spirit but you cannot count on ND to have an advantage in any of LB, OL, WR, DC (effectively Kirby) or OC. The QB+ is not huge, frankly. The RB+ is not huge. The DL- is, in fact, huge. How anyone can look at this pick em ass spread and feel strongly about 10pts...
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    '20 IL SDE Rylie Mills (Notre Dame Signee)

    Fuck 'Em It's Mukam
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    Indiana Postgame

  10. dankgesang

    What is the "uniform surprise"?

    Granted it's possible for two people to have the same idea, but this is indeed sus and given that the joke itself was (imo) hilarious no right thinking person would judge you if you found this man and beat the brakes off his ass.
  11. dankgesang

    What is the "uniform surprise"?

    Have you asked yourself why you hate vaginas?
  12. dankgesang

    What is the "uniform surprise"?

    In my heart I believe your post made it all go away.
  13. dankgesang

    What is the "uniform surprise"?

    I mean the last few pages are about equal in value to your 1,000,000th wishfully above it all shitpost, tbf.
  14. dankgesang

    What is the "uniform surprise"?

    This fuckin sucks man. The culture and traditions of a CFB program are so important to its overall health and this is the kind of ersatz shit you have to do when you don't have culture and traditions that anyone cares about. It's low rent, and antithetical to what makes Notre Dame different...
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    Changes to atmosphere in ND Stadium?

    https://www.facebook.com/FightingIrish/videos/%EF%B8%8F/1273997716472206/
  16. dankgesang

    General team info

    In other words as data analysis it's essentially garbage.
  17. dankgesang

    2024 College Football Playoffs

    Respectfully this contains some of the wrongest shit ever on here. Going off of sp+ the neutral field Alabama lines for BSU, SMU, and Indiana would be about 14, 5, and 3 points respectively. Which historically would give you about 20, 30, and 40 wins out of 100. You can debate the margins there...
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